S05E16: All Night Security Dude
Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.
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Season 1
Pilot
S1E1 / 05 Apr 1987
Thinnergy
S1E2 / 12 Apr 1987
But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy
S1E3 / 19 Apr 1987
Whose Room Is It Anyway
S1E4 / 26 Apr 1987
Have You Driven a Ford Lately?
S1E5 / 03 May 1987
Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?
S1E6 / 10 May 1987
Married... Without Children
S1E7 / 17 May 1987
The Poker Game
S1E8 / 24 May 1987
Peggy Sue Got Work
S1E9 / 31 May 1987
Al Loses His Cherry
S1E10 / 07 Jun 1987
Nightmare on Al's Street
S1E11 / 14 Jun 1987
Where's the Boss?
S1E12 / 21 Jun 1987
Johnny Be Gone
S1E13 / 28 Jun 1987
Season 2
Poppy's by the Tree (1)
S2E1 / 27 Sep 1987
Poppy's by the Tree (2)
S2E2 / 27 Sep 1987
If I Were a Rich Man
S2E3 / 04 Oct 1987
Buck Can Do It
S2E4 / 11 Oct 1987
Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1)
S2E5 / 18 Oct 1987
Girls Just Want to Have Fun (2)
S2E6 / 18 Oct 1987
For Whom the Bell Tolls
S2E7 / 25 Oct 1987
Born to Walk
S2E8 / 01 Nov 1987
Alley of the Dolls
S2E9 / 08 Nov 1987
The Razor's Edge
S2E10 / 15 Nov 1987
How Do You Spell Revenge?
S2E11 / 22 Nov 1987
Earth Angel
S2E12 / 06 Dec 1987
You Better Watch Out
S2E13 / 20 Dec 1987
Guys and Dolls
S2E14 / 10 Jan 1988
Build a Better Mousetrap
S2E15 / 24 Jan 1988
Master the Possibilities
S2E16 / 07 Feb 1988
Peggy Loves Al, Yeah Yeah, Yeah
S2E17 / 14 Feb 1988
The Great Escape
S2E18 / 21 Feb 1988
Impo-Dent
S2E19 / 28 Feb 1988
Just Married... With Children
S2E20 / 06 Mar 1988
Father Lode
S2E21 / 13 Mar 1988
All in the Family
S2E22 / 01 May 1988
Season 3
He Thought He Could
S3E1 / 06 Nov 1988
I'm Going to Sweatland
S3E2 / 20 Nov 1988
Poke High
S3E3 / 27 Nov 1988
The Camping Show
S3E4 / 11 Dec 1988
A Dump of My Own
S3E5 / 08 Jan 1989
Her Cups Runneth Over
S3E6 / 15 Jan 1989
The Bald and the Beautiful
S3E7 / 29 Jan 1989
The Gypsy Cried
S3E8 / 05 Feb 1989
Requiem for a Dead Barber
S3E9 / 12 Feb 1989
Eatin' Out
S3E10 / 19 Feb 1989
My Mom, the Mom
S3E11 / 26 Feb 1989
Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me
S3E12 / 19 Mar 1989
A Three Job, No Income Family
S3E13 / 19 Mar 1989
The Harder They Fall
S3E14 / 26 Mar 1989
The House That Peg Lost
S3E15 / 09 Apr 1989
Married... with Prom Queen (1)
S3E16 / 23 Apr 1989
Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)
S3E17 / 30 Apr 1989
The Dateless Amigo
S3E18 / 07 May 1989
The Computer Show
S3E19 / 14 May 1989
Life's a Beach
S3E20 / 21 May 1989
Here's Lookin' at You, Kid
S3E21 / 21 May 1989
Season 4
Hot off the Grill
S4E1 / 03 Sep 1989
Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics
S4E2 / 10 Sep 1989
Buck Saves the Day
S4E3 / 24 Sep 1989
Tooth or Consequences
S4E4 / 01 Oct 1989
He Ain't Much, but He's Mine
S4E5 / 08 Oct 1989
Fair Exchange
S4E6 / 29 Oct 1989
Desperately Seeking Miss October
S4E7 / 05 Nov 1989
976-SHOE
S4E8 / 12 Nov 1989
Oh, What a Feeling
S4E9 / 19 Nov 1989
At the Zoo
S4E10 / 26 Nov 1989
It's a Bundyful Life (1)
S4E11 / 17 Dec 1989
It's a Bundyful Life (2)
S4E12 / 17 Dec 1989
Who'll Stop the Rain
S4E13 / 07 Jan 1990
A Taxing Problem
S4E14 / 14 Jan 1990
Rock and Roll Girl
S4E15 / 04 Feb 1990
You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (1)
S4E16 / 11 Feb 1990
You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (2)
S4E17 / 18 Feb 1990
What Goes Around Came Around
S4E18 / 25 Feb 1990
Peggy Turns 300
S4E19 / 25 Mar 1990
Peggy Made a Little Lamb
S4E20 / 15 Apr 1990
Rain Girl
S4E21 / 29 Apr 1990
The Agony of De-Feet
S4E22 / 06 May 1990
Yard Sale
S4E23 / 13 May 1990
Season 5
We'll Follow the Sun
S5E1 / 23 Sep 1990
Al... with Kelly
S5E2 / 30 Sep 1990
Sue Casa, His Casa
S5E3 / 07 Oct 1990
The Unnatural
S5E4 / 14 Oct 1990
The Dance Show
S5E5 / 21 Oct 1990
Kelly Bounces Back
S5E6 / 28 Oct 1990
Married... with Aliens
S5E7 / 04 Nov 1990
Wabbit Season
S5E8 / 11 Nov 1990
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
S5E9 / 18 Nov 1990
One Down, Two to Go
S5E10 / 25 Nov 1990
And Baby Makes Money
S5E11 / 16 Dec 1990
Married... with Who
S5E12 / 06 Jan 1991
The Godfather
S5E13 / 03 Feb 1991
Look Who's Barking
S5E14 / 10 Feb 1991
A Man's Castle
S5E15 / 17 Feb 1991
All Night Security Dude
S5E16 / 24 Feb 1991
Oldies but Young 'Uns
S5E17 / 17 Mar 1991
Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers
S5E18 / 24 Mar 1991
Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?
S5E19 / 07 Apr 1991
Top of the Heap
S5E20 / 07 Apr 1991
You Better Shop Around (1)
S5E21 / 14 Apr 1991
You Better Shop Around (2)
S5E22 / 21 Apr 1991
Route 666 (1)
S5E23 / 28 Apr 1991
Route 666 (2)
S5E24 / 05 May 1991
Buck the Stud
S5E25 / 19 May 1991
Season 6
She's Having My Baby (1)
S6E1 / 08 Sep 1991
She's Having My Baby (2)
S6E2 / 15 Sep 1991
If Al Had a Hammer
S6E3 / 22 Sep 1991
Cheese, Cues and Blood
S6E4 / 29 Sep 1991
Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places
S6E5 / 06 Oct 1991
Buck Has a Belly Ache
S6E6 / 13 Oct 1991
If I Could See Me Now
S6E7 / 27 Oct 1991
God's Shoes
S6E8 / 06 Nov 1991
Kelly Does Hollywood (1)
S6E9 / 10 Nov 1991
Kelly Does Hollywood (2)
S6E10 / 17 Nov 1991
Al Bundy, Shoe Dick
S6E11 / 24 Nov 1991
So This Is How Sinatra Felt
S6E12 / 01 Dec 1991
I Who Have Nothing
S6E13 / 22 Dec 1991
The Mystery of Skull Island
S6E14 / 05 Jan 1992
Just Shoe It
S6E15 / 19 Jan 1992
Rites of Passage
S6E16 / 09 Feb 1992
The Egg and I
S6E17 / 16 Feb 1992
My Dinner With Anthrax
S6E18 / 23 Feb 1992
Psychic Avengers
S6E19 / 01 Mar 1992
Hi I.Q.
S6E20 / 22 Mar 1992
Teacher Pets
S6E21 / 05 Apr 1992
The Goodbye Girl
S6E22 / 19 Apr 1992
The Gas Station Show
S6E23 / 26 Apr 1992
England Show (1)
S6E24 / 03 May 1992
England Show (2)
S6E25 / 10 May 1992
England Show (3)
S6E26 / 17 May 1992
Season 7
Magnificent Seven
S7E1 / 13 Sep 1992
T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp
S7E2 / 20 Sep 1992
Every Bundy Has a Birthday
S7E3 / 27 Sep 1992
Al on the Rocks
S7E4 / 04 Oct 1992
What I Did for Love
S7E5 / 11 Oct 1992
Frat Chance
S7E6 / 25 Oct 1992
The Chicago Wine Party
S7E7 / 01 Nov 1992
Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
S7E8 / 08 Nov 1992
Rock of Ages
S7E9 / 15 Nov 1992
Death of a Shoe Salesman
S7E10 / 22 Nov 1992
The Old College Try
S7E11 / 13 Dec 1992
Christmas
S7E12 / 20 Dec 1992
Wedding Show
S7E13 / 10 Jan 1993
It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
S7E14 / 24 Jan 1993
Heels on Wheels
S7E15 / 07 Feb 1993
Mr. Empty Pants
S7E16 / 14 Feb 1993
You Can't Miss
S7E17 / 21 Feb 1993
Peggy and the Pirates
S7E18 / 28 Feb 1993
Go for the Old
S7E19 / 14 Mar 1993
Un-Alful Entry
S7E20 / 28 Mar 1993
Movie Show
S7E21 / 11 Apr 1993
'Til Death Do Us Part
S7E22 / 25 Apr 1993
'Tis Time to Smell the Roses
S7E23 / 02 May 1993
Old Insurance Dodge
S7E24 / 09 May 1993
The Wedding Repercussions
S7E25 / 16 May 1993
The Proposition
S7E26 / 23 May 1993
Season 8
A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?
S8E1 / 05 Sep 1993
Hood 'n the Boyz
S8E2 / 12 Sep 1993
Proud to Be Your Bud
S8E3 / 19 Sep 1993
Luck of the Bundys
S8E4 / 26 Sep 1993
Banking on Marcy
S8E5 / 03 Oct 1993
No Chicken, No Check
S8E6 / 10 Oct 1993
Take My Wife, Please
S8E7 / 24 Oct 1993
Scared Single
S8E8 / 07 Nov 1993
NO MA'AM
S8E9 / 14 Nov 1993
Dances With Weezy
S8E10 / 21 Nov 1993
Change for a Buck
S8E11 / 28 Nov 1993
A Little Off the Top
S8E12 / 12 Dec 1993
The Worst Noel
S8E13 / 19 Dec 1993
Sofa So Good
S8E14 / 16 Jan 1994
Honey, I Blew Up Myself
S8E15 / 23 Jan 1994
How Green Was My Apple
S8E16 / 06 Feb 1994
Valentine's Day Massacre
S8E17 / 13 Feb 1994
Get Outta Dodge
S8E18 / 20 Feb 1994
Field of Screams
S8E19 / 27 Feb 1994
The D'Arcy Files
S8E20 / 20 Mar 1994
Nooner or Later
S8E21 / 10 Apr 1994
Ride Scare
S8E22 / 24 Apr 1994
The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
S8E23 / 01 May 1994
Assault and Batteries
S8E24 / 08 May 1994
Al Goes Deep
S8E25 / 15 May 1994
Kelly Knows Something
S8E26 / 22 May 1994
Season 9
Shoeway to Heaven
S9E1 / 04 Sep 1994
Driving Mr. Boondy
S9E2 / 11 Sep 1994
Kelly Breaks Out
S9E3 / 18 Sep 1994
Naughty but Niece
S9E4 / 25 Sep 1994
Business Sucks (1)
S9E5 / 02 Oct 1994
Business Still Sucks (2)
S9E6 / 09 Oct 1994
Dial B for Virgin
S9E7 / 16 Oct 1994
Sleepless in Chicago
S9E8 / 23 Oct 1994
No Pot to Pease In
S9E9 / 06 Nov 1994
Dud Bowl
S9E10 / 13 Nov 1994
A Man for No Seasons
S9E11 / 27 Nov 1994
I Want My Psycho Dad (1)
S9E12 / 11 Dec 1994
I Want My Psycho Dad (2)
S9E13 / 18 Dec 1994
The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked
S9E14 / 08 Jan 1995
Kelly Takes a Shot
S9E15 / 15 Jan 1995
Get the Dodge Outta Hell
S9E16 / 05 Feb 1995
25 Years and What Do You Get?
S9E17 / 12 Feb 1995
Ship Happens (1)
S9E18 / 19 Feb 1995
Ship Happens (2)
S9E19 / 26 Feb 1995
Something Larry This Way Comes
S9E20 / 12 Mar 1995
And Bingo Was Her Game-O
S9E21 / 26 Mar 1995
User Friendly
S9E22 / 09 Apr 1995
Pump Fiction
S9E23 / 30 Apr 1995
Radio Free Trumaine
S9E24 / 07 May 1995
Shoeless Al
S9E25 / 14 May 1995
The Undergraduate
S9E26 / 21 May 1995
Season 10
Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
S10E1 / 17 Sep 1995
A Shoe Room With a View
S10E2 / 24 Sep 1995
Requiem for a Dead Briard
S10E3 / 01 Oct 1995
Reverend Al
S10E4 / 08 Oct 1995
How Bleen Was My Kelly
S10E5 / 15 Oct 1995
The Weaker Sex
S10E6 / 22 Oct 1995
Flight of the Bumblebee
S10E7 / 29 Oct 1995
Blonde and Blonder
S10E8 / 05 Nov 1995
The Two That Got Away
S10E9 / 19 Nov 1995
Dud Bowl II
S10E10 / 26 Nov 1995
Bearly Men
S10E11 / 03 Dec 1995
Love Conquers Al
S10E12 / 10 Dec 1995
I Can't Believe It's Butter
S10E13 / 17 Dec 1995
The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (1)
S10E14 / 07 Jan 1996
The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (2)
S10E15 / 14 Jan 1996
Calendar Girl
S10E16 / 04 Feb 1996
The Agony and the Extra C
S10E17 / 11 Feb 1996
Spring Break (1)
S10E18 / 18 Feb 1996
Spring Break (2)
S10E19 / 25 Feb 1996
Turning Japanese
S10E20 / 17 Mar 1996
Al Goes to the Dogs
S10E21 / 24 Mar 1996
Enemies
S10E22 / 14 Apr 1996
Bud Hits the Books
S10E23 / 28 Apr 1996
Kiss of the Coffee Woman
S10E24 / 05 May 1996
Torch Song Duet
S10E25 / 19 May 1996
The Joke's on Al
S10E26 / 19 May 1996
Season 11
Twisted
S11E1 / 28 Sep 1996
Children of the Corns
S11E2 / 05 Oct 1996
Kelly's Gotta Habit
S11E3 / 12 Oct 1996
Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)
S11E4 / 10 Nov 1996
Requiem for a Chevyweight (2)
S11E5 / 17 Nov 1996
A Bundy Thanksgiving
S11E6 / 24 Nov 1996
The Juggs Have Left the Building
S11E7 / 01 Dec 1996
God Help Ye Merry Bundymen
S11E8 / 22 Dec 1996
Crimes Against Obesity
S11E9 / 29 Dec 1996
The Stepford Peg
S11E10 / 06 Jan 1997
Bud on the Side
S11E11 / 13 Jan 1997
Grime and Punishment
S11E12 / 20 Jan 1997
T*R*A*S*H
S11E13 / 27 Jan 1997
Breaking Up Is Easy to Do (1)
S11E14 / 24 Feb 1997
Breaking Up Is Easy to Do (2)
S11E15 / 24 Feb 1997
Breaking Up Is Easy to Do (3)
S11E16 / 03 Mar 1997
Live Nude Peg
S11E17 / 10 Mar 1997
A Babe in Toyland
S11E18 / 17 Mar 1997
Birthday Boy Toy
S11E19 / 31 Mar 1997
Lez Be Friends
S11E20 / 10 Apr 1997
Damn Bundys
S11E21 / 28 Apr 1997
The Desperate Half-Hour
S11E22 / 05 May 1997
How to Marry a Moron
S11E23 / 05 May 1997
Chicago Shoe Exchange
S11E24 / 09 Jun 1997
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Peggy Bundy
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