S02E09: They Called Me Mayday
Sam and Diane go to work after Dick Cavett suggests that Sam's autobiography might sell and Norm confronts an old flame of Vera's who's interested in her again.
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Season 1
Give Me a Ring Sometime
S1E1 / 30 Sep 1982
Sam's Women
S1E2 / 07 Oct 1982
The Tortelli Tort
S1E3 / 14 Oct 1982
Sam at Eleven
S1E4 / 21 Oct 1982
Coach's Daughter
S1E5 / 28 Oct 1982
Any Friend of Diane's
S1E6 / 04 Nov 1982
Friends, Romans, Accountants
S1E7 / 11 Nov 1982
Truce or Consequences
S1E8 / 18 Nov 1982
Coach Returns to Action
S1E9 / 25 Nov 1982
Endless Slumper
S1E10 / 02 Dec 1982
One for the Book
S1E11 / 09 Dec 1982
The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One
S1E12 / 16 Dec 1982
Now Pitching, Sam Malone
S1E13 / 06 Jan 1983
Let Me Count the Ways
S1E14 / 13 Jan 1983
Father Knows Last
S1E15 / 20 Jan 1983
The Boys in the Bar
S1E16 / 27 Jan 1983
Diane's Perfect Date
S1E17 / 10 Feb 1983
No Contest
S1E18 / 17 Feb 1983
Pick a Con... Any Con
S1E19 / 24 Feb 1983
Someone Single, Someone Blue
S1E20 / 03 Mar 1983
Showdown (1)
S1E21 / 24 Mar 1983
Showdown (2)
S1E22 / 31 Mar 1983
Season 2
Power Play
S2E1 / 29 Sep 1983
Little Sister Don't Cha
S2E2 / 13 Oct 1983
Personal Business
S2E3 / 20 Oct 1983
Homicidal Ham
S2E4 / 27 Oct 1983
Sumner's Return
S2E5 / 03 Nov 1983
Affairs of the Heart
S2E6 / 10 Nov 1983
Old Flames
S2E7 / 17 Nov 1983
Manager Coach
S2E8 / 24 Nov 1983
They Called Me Mayday
S2E9 / 01 Dec 1983
How Do I Love Thee, Let Me Call You Back
S2E10 / 08 Dec 1983
Just Three Friends
S2E11 / 15 Dec 1983
Where There's a Will...
S2E12 / 22 Dec 1983
Battle of the Exes
S2E13 / 05 Jan 1984
No Help Wanted
S2E14 / 12 Jan 1984
And Coachie Makes Three
S2E15 / 19 Jan 1984
Cliff's Rocky Moment
S2E16 / 26 Jan 1984
Fortune and Men's Weight
S2E17 / 02 Feb 1984
Snow Job
S2E18 / 09 Feb 1984
Coach Buries a Grudge
S2E19 / 16 Feb 1984
Norman's Conquest
S2E20 / 23 Feb 1984
I'll Be Seeing You (1)
S2E21 / 03 May 1984
I'll Be Seeing You (2)
S2E22 / 10 May 1984
Season 3
Rebound (1)
S3E1 / 27 Sep 1984
Rebound (2)
S3E2 / 04 Oct 1984
I Call Your Name
S3E3 / 18 Oct 1984
Fairy Tales Can Come True
S3E4 / 25 Oct 1984
Sam Turns the Other Cheek
S3E5 / 01 Nov 1984
Coach in Love (1)
S3E6 / 08 Nov 1984
Coach in Love (2)
S3E7 / 15 Nov 1984
Diane Meets Mom
S3E8 / 22 Nov 1984
An American Family
S3E9 / 29 Nov 1984
Diane's Allergy
S3E10 / 06 Dec 1984
Peterson Crusoe
S3E11 / 13 Dec 1984
A Ditch in Time
S3E12 / 20 Dec 1984
Whodunit?
S3E13 / 03 Jan 1985
The Heart is a Lonely Snipe Hunter
S3E14 / 10 Jan 1985
King of the Hill
S3E15 / 24 Jan 1985
Teacher's Pet
S3E16 / 31 Jan 1985
The Mail Goes to Jail
S3E17 / 07 Feb 1985
Bar Bet
S3E18 / 14 Feb 1985
Behind Every Great Man
S3E19 / 21 Feb 1985
If Ever I Would Leave You
S3E20 / 28 Feb 1985
The Executive's Executioner
S3E21 / 07 Mar 1985
Cheerio, Cheers
S3E22 / 11 Apr 1985
The Bartender's Tale
S3E23 / 18 Apr 1985
The Belles of St. Clete's
S3E24 / 02 May 1985
Rescue Me
S3E25 / 09 May 1985
Season 4
Birth, Death, Love and Rice
S4E1 / 26 Sep 1985
Woody Goes Belly Up
S4E2 / 03 Oct 1985
Someday My Prince Will Come
S4E3 / 17 Oct 1985
The Groom Wore Clearasil
S4E4 / 24 Oct 1985
Diane's Nightmare
S4E5 / 31 Oct 1985
I Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday
S4E6 / 07 Nov 1985
2 Good 2 Be 4 Real
S4E7 / 14 Nov 1985
Love Thy Neighbor
S4E8 / 21 Nov 1985
From Beer to Eternity
S4E9 / 28 Nov 1985
The Bar Stoolie
S4E10 / 05 Dec 1985
Don Juan Is Hell
S4E11 / 12 Dec 1985
Fools and Their Money
S4E12 / 19 Dec 1985
Take My Shirt...Please?
S4E13 / 09 Jan 1986
Suspicion
S4E14 / 16 Jan 1986
The Triangle
S4E15 / 23 Jan 1986
Cliffie's Big Score
S4E16 / 30 Jan 1986
Second Time Around
S4E17 / 06 Feb 1986
The Peterson Principle
S4E18 / 13 Feb 1986
Dark Imaginings
S4E19 / 20 Feb 1986
Save the Last Dance for Me
S4E20 / 27 Feb 1986
Fear is My Co-Pilot
S4E21 / 13 Mar 1986
Diane Chambers Day
S4E22 / 20 Mar 1986
Relief Bartender
S4E23 / 27 Mar 1986
Strange Bedfellows (1)
S4E24 / 01 May 1986
Strange Bedfellows (2)
S4E25 / 08 May 1986
Strange Bedfellows (3)
S4E26 / 15 May 1986
Season 5
The Proposal
S5E1 / 25 Sep 1986
The Cape Cad
S5E2 / 02 Oct 1986
Money Dearest
S5E3 / 09 Oct 1986
Abnormal Psychology
S5E4 / 16 Oct 1986
House of Horrors with Formal Dining and Used Brick
S5E5 / 30 Oct 1986
Tan 'n' Wash
S5E6 / 06 Nov 1986
Young Dr. Weinstein
S5E7 / 13 Nov 1986
Knights of the Scimitar
S5E8 / 20 Nov 1986
Thanksgiving Orphans
S5E9 / 27 Nov 1986
Everyone Imitates Art
S5E10 / 04 Dec 1986
The Book of Samuel
S5E11 / 11 Dec 1986
Dance, Diane, Dance
S5E12 / 18 Dec 1986
Chambers vs. Malone
S5E13 / 08 Jan 1987
Diamond Sam
S5E14 / 15 Jan 1987
Spellbound
S5E15 / 22 Jan 1987
Never Love a Goalie (1)
S5E16 / 29 Jan 1987
Never Love a Goalie (2)
S5E17 / 05 Feb 1987
One Last Fling
S5E18 / 12 Feb 1987
Dog Bites Cliff
S5E19 / 19 Feb 1987
Dinner at Eight-ish
S5E20 / 26 Feb 1987
Simon Says
S5E21 / 05 Mar 1987
The Godfather, Part III
S5E22 / 19 Mar 1987
Norm's First Hurrah
S5E23 / 26 Mar 1987
Cheers: The Motion Picture
S5E24 / 02 Apr 1987
A House Is Not a Home
S5E25 / 30 Apr 1987
I Do, Adieu
S5E26 / 07 May 1987
Season 6
Home Is the Sailor
S6E1 / 24 Sep 1987
'I' on Sports
S6E2 / 01 Oct 1987
Little Carla, Happy at Last (1)
S6E3 / 15 Oct 1987
Little Carla, Happy at Last (2)
S6E4 / 22 Oct 1987
The Crane Mutiny
S6E5 / 29 Oct 1987
Paint Your Office
S6E6 / 05 Nov 1987
The Last Angry Mailman
S6E7 / 12 Nov 1987
Bidding on the Boys
S6E8 / 19 Nov 1987
Pudd'n head Boyd
S6E9 / 26 Nov 1987
A Kiss is Still a Kiss
S6E10 / 03 Dec 1987
My Fair Clavin
S6E11 / 10 Dec 1987
Christmas Cheers
S6E12 / 17 Dec 1987
Woody for Hire meets Norman of the Apes
S6E13 / 07 Jan 1988
And God Created Woodman
S6E14 / 14 Jan 1988
Tale of Two Cuties
S6E15 / 21 Jan 1988
Yacht of Fools
S6E16 / 04 Feb 1988
To All the Girls I've Loved Before
S6E17 / 11 Feb 1988
Let Sleeping Drakes Lie
S6E18 / 18 Feb 1988
Airport V
S6E19 / 25 Feb 1988
The Sam in the Gray Flannel Suit
S6E20 / 03 Mar 1988
Our Hourly Bread
S6E21 / 10 Mar 1988
Slumber Party Massacred
S6E22 / 24 Mar 1988
Bar Wars
S6E23 / 31 Mar 1988
The Big Kiss-Off
S6E24 / 28 Apr 1988
Backseat Becky, Up Front
S6E25 / 05 May 1988
Season 7
How to Recede in Business
S7E1 / 27 Oct 1988
Swear to God
S7E2 / 03 Nov 1988
Executive Sweet
S7E3 / 10 Nov 1988
One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape
S7E4 / 17 Nov 1988
Those Lips, Those Ice
S7E5 / 24 Nov 1988
Norm, is That You?
S7E6 / 08 Dec 1988
How to Win Friends and Electrocute People
S7E7 / 15 Dec 1988
Jumping Jerks
S7E8 / 22 Dec 1988
Send in the Crane
S7E9 / 05 Jan 1989
Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back
S7E10 / 12 Jan 1989
Adventures in Housesitting
S7E11 / 19 Jan 1989
Please Mr. Postman
S7E12 / 02 Feb 1989
Golden Boyd
S7E13 / 09 Feb 1989
I Kid You Not
S7E14 / 16 Feb 1989
Don't Paint Your Chickens
S7E15 / 23 Feb 1989
The Cranemakers
S7E16 / 02 Mar 1989
Hot Rocks
S7E17 / 16 Mar 1989
What's Up, Doc?
S7E18 / 30 Mar 1989
The Gift of the Woodi
S7E19 / 06 Apr 1989
Call Me Irresponsible
S7E20 / 13 Apr 1989
Sisterly Love
S7E21 / 27 Apr 1989
The Visiting Lecher
S7E22 / 04 May 1989
Season 8
The Improbable Dream (1)
S8E1 / 21 Sep 1989
The Improbable Dream (2)
S8E2 / 28 Sep 1989
A Bar is Born
S8E3 / 12 Oct 1989
How to Marry a Mailman
S8E4 / 19 Oct 1989
The Two Faces of Norm
S8E5 / 26 Oct 1989
The Stork Brings a Crane
S8E6 / 02 Nov 1989
Death Takes a Holiday on Ice
S8E7 / 09 Nov 1989
For Real Men Only
S8E8 / 16 Nov 1989
Two Girls for Every Boyd
S8E9 / 23 Nov 1989
The Art of the Steal
S8E10 / 30 Nov 1989
Feeble Attraction
S8E11 / 07 Dec 1989
Sam Ahoy
S8E12 / 14 Dec 1989
Sammy and the Professor
S8E13 / 04 Jan 1990
What is... Cliff Clavin?
S8E14 / 18 Jan 1990
Finally! (1)
S8E15 / 25 Jan 1990
Finally! (2)
S8E16 / 01 Feb 1990
Woody or Won't He
S8E17 / 08 Feb 1990
Severe Crane Damage
S8E18 / 15 Feb 1990
Indoor Fun with Sammy and Robby
S8E19 / 22 Feb 1990
50-50 Carla
S8E20 / 08 Mar 1990
Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh
S8E21 / 15 Mar 1990
Loverboyd
S8E22 / 29 Mar 1990
The Ghost and Mrs. Lebec
S8E23 / 12 Apr 1990
Mr. Otis Regrets
S8E24 / 19 Apr 1990
Cry Hard (1)
S8E25 / 26 Apr 1990
Cry Harder (2)
S8E26 / 03 May 1990
Season 9
Love Is a Really, Really, Perfectly Okay Thing
S9E1 / 20 Sep 1990
Cheers Fouls Out
S9E2 / 27 Sep 1990
Rebecca Redux
S9E3 / 04 Oct 1990
Where Nobody Knows Your Name
S9E4 / 11 Oct 1990
Ma Always Liked You Best
S9E5 / 18 Oct 1990
Grease
S9E6 / 25 Oct 1990
Breaking In Is Hard to Do
S9E7 / 01 Nov 1990
Bad Neighbor Sam
S9E8 / 15 Nov 1990
Veggie-Boyd
S9E9 / 22 Nov 1990
Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
S9E10 / 06 Dec 1990
Woody Interruptus
S9E11 / 13 Dec 1990
Honor Thy Mother
S9E12 / 03 Jan 1991
Achilles Hill
S9E13 / 10 Jan 1991
The Days of Wine and Neuroses (1)
S9E14 / 24 Jan 1991
Wedding Bell Blues (2)
S9E15 / 31 Jan 1991
I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face
S9E16 / 07 Feb 1991
Sam Time Next Year
S9E17 / 14 Feb 1991
Crash of the Titans
S9E18 / 21 Feb 1991
It's a Wonderful Wife
S9E19 / 28 Feb 1991
Cheers Has Chili
S9E20 / 14 Mar 1991
Carla Loves Clavin
S9E21 / 21 Mar 1991
Pitch It Again, Sam
S9E22 / 28 Mar 1991
Rat Girl
S9E23 / 04 Apr 1991
Home Malone
S9E24 / 25 Apr 1991
Uncle Sam Wants You
S9E25 / 02 May 1991
Season 10
Baby Balk
S10E1 / 19 Sep 1991
Get Your Kicks on Route 666
S10E2 / 26 Sep 1991
Madame LaCarla
S10E3 / 03 Oct 1991
The Norm Who Came to Dinner
S10E4 / 10 Oct 1991
Ma's Little Maggie
S10E5 / 17 Oct 1991
Unplanned Parenthood
S10E6 / 24 Oct 1991
Bar Wars V: The Final Judgement
S10E7 / 31 Oct 1991
Where Have All the Floorboards Gone?
S10E8 / 07 Nov 1991
Head Over Hill
S10E9 / 14 Nov 1991
A Fine French Whine
S10E10 / 21 Nov 1991
I'm Okay, You're Defective
S10E11 / 05 Dec 1991
Go Make
S10E12 / 12 Dec 1991
Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist
S10E13 / 02 Jan 1992
No Rest for the Woody
S10E14 / 09 Jan 1992
My Son, the Father
S10E15 / 16 Jan 1992
One Hugs, the Other Doesn't
S10E16 / 30 Jan 1992
A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff
S10E17 / 06 Feb 1992
License to Hill
S10E18 / 13 Feb 1992
Rich Man, Wood Man
S10E19 / 20 Feb 1992
Smotherly Love
S10E20 / 27 Feb 1992
Take Me Out of the Ball Game
S10E21 / 26 Mar 1992
Rebecca's Lover... Not
S10E22 / 23 Apr 1992
Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real
S10E23 / 30 Apr 1992
Heeeeeere's... Cliffy!
S10E24 / 07 May 1992
An Old-Fashioned Wedding
S10E25 / 14 May 1992
Season 11
The Little Match Girl
S11E1 / 24 Sep 1992
The Beer is Always Greener
S11E2 / 01 Oct 1992
The King of Beers
S11E3 / 08 Oct 1992
The Magnificent Six
S11E4 / 22 Oct 1992
Do Not Forsake Me O' My Postman
S11E5 / 29 Oct 1992
Teaching with the Enemy (1)
S11E6 / 05 Nov 1992
The Girl in the Plastic Bubble (2)
S11E7 / 12 Nov 1992
Ill-Gotten Gaines
S11E8 / 19 Nov 1992
Feelings... Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
S11E9 / 03 Dec 1992
Daddy's Little Middle-Aged Girl
S11E10 / 10 Dec 1992
Love Me, Love My Car
S11E11 / 17 Dec 1992
Sunday Dinner
S11E12 / 07 Jan 1993
Norm's Big Audit
S11E13 / 14 Jan 1993
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Bar
S11E14 / 21 Jan 1993
Loathe and Marriage
S11E15 / 04 Feb 1993
Is There a Doctor in the Howe? (1)
S11E16 / 11 Feb 1993
The Bar Manager, The Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover (2)
S11E17 / 18 Feb 1993
The Last Picture Show
S11E18 / 25 Feb 1993
Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey
S11E19 / 18 Mar 1993
Look Before You Sleep
S11E20 / 01 Apr 1993
Woody Gets an Election
S11E21 / 22 Apr 1993
It's Lonely on the Top
S11E22 / 29 Apr 1993
Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses
S11E23 / 06 May 1993
The Guy Can't Help It
S11E24 / 13 May 1993
One for the Road
S11E25 / 20 May 1993
Ted Danson
Sam Malone
Kirstie Alley
Rebecca Howe
Rhea Perlman
Carla Tortelli
George Wendt
Norm Peterson
John Ratzenberger
Cliff Clavin
Woody Harrelson
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