S02E03: Assaulted Nuts
Doug, while goofing off at work, accidentally ends up with a staple wound to the scrotum.
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Time Share
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Where's Poppa?
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Art House
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Maybe Baby
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Season 2
Queasy Rider
S2E1 / 20 Sep 1999
Female Problems
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Assaulted Nuts
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Parent Trapped
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Tube Steaks
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Doug Out
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Get Away
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Dire Strayts
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I, Candy
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Roamin' Holiday
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Sparing Carrie
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Net Prophets
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Block Buster
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Fair Game
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Meet By-Product
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Wild Cards
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Big Dougie
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Roast Chicken
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Dark Meet
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Better Camera
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Hi Def-Jam
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Paint Misbehavin'
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Inner Tube
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Walk, Man
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Mean Streak
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Ticker Treat
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Lyin' Hearted
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Life Sentence
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Veiled Threat
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Oxy Moron
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Depo Man
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Ovary Action
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Food Fight
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Double Downer
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Dougie Nights
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No Orleans
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Missing Links
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Hero Worship
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Screwed Driver
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Lush Life
S4E20 / 08 Apr 2002
Bun Dummy
S4E21 / 29 Apr 2002
Patrons Ain't
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Eddie Money
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Two Thirty
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Shrink Wrap
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Arthur, Spooner
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Window Pain
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Holy Mackerel
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Kirbed Enthusiasm
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Mammary Lane
S5E5 / 21 Oct 2002
Business Affairs
S5E6 / 28 Oct 2002
Flame Resistant
S5E7 / 04 Nov 2002
Flash Photography
S5E8 / 11 Nov 2002
Connect Four
S5E9 / 18 Nov 2002
Loaner Car
S5E10 / 25 Nov 2002
Mentalo Case
S5E11 / 16 Dec 2002
Jung Frankenstein
S5E12 / 06 Jan 2003
Attention Deficit
S5E13 / 20 Jan 2003
Prints Charming
S5E14 / 03 Feb 2003
Animal Attraction
S5E15 / 10 Feb 2003
Golden Moldy
S5E16 / 17 Feb 2003
S'Poor House
S5E17 / 24 Feb 2003
Steve Moscow
S5E18 / 10 Mar 2003
Cowardly Lyin'
S5E19 / 31 Mar 2003
Driving Reign
S5E20 / 14 Apr 2003
Clothes Encounter
S5E21 / 21 Apr 2003
Queens'bro Bridge
S5E22 / 28 Apr 2003
Dog Shelter
S5E23 / 05 May 2003
Taste Buds
S5E24 / 12 May 2003
Bed Spread
S5E25 / 19 May 2003
Season 6
Doug Less (1)
S6E1 / 01 Oct 2003
Doug Less (2)
S6E2 / 01 Oct 2003
King Pong
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Dreading Vows
S6E4 / 15 Oct 2003
Nocturnal Omission
S6E5 / 22 Oct 2003
Affidavit Justice
S6E6 / 29 Oct 2003
Secret Garden
S6E7 / 12 Nov 2003
Eggsit Strategy
S6E8 / 19 Nov 2003
Thanks Man
S6E9 / 26 Nov 2003
American Idle
S6E10 / 03 Dec 2003
Santa Claustrophobia
S6E11 / 17 Dec 2003
Dougie Houser
S6E12 / 07 Jan 2004
Frigid Heirs
S6E13 / 14 Jan 2004
Switch Sitters
S6E14 / 11 Feb 2004
Cheap Saks
S6E15 / 11 Feb 2004
Damned Yanky
S6E16 / 18 Feb 2004
Multiple Plots
S6E17 / 25 Feb 2004
Trash Talker
S6E18 / 03 Mar 2004
Precedent Nixin'
S6E19 / 17 Mar 2004
Foe: Pa
S6E20 / 24 Mar 2004
Tank Heaven
S6E21 / 07 Apr 2004
Alter Ego
S6E22 / 05 May 2004
Icky Shuffle
S6E23 / 12 May 2004
Awful Bigamy
S6E24 / 19 May 2004
Season 7
Lost Vegas
S7E1 / 27 Oct 2004
Dugan Groupie
S7E2 / 03 Nov 2004
Furious Gorge
S7E3 / 10 Nov 2004
Entertainment Weakly
S7E4 / 24 Nov 2004
Name Dropper
S7E5 / 01 Dec 2004
Offtrack... Bedding
S7E6 / 08 Dec 2004
Silent Mite
S7E7 / 15 Dec 2004
Awed Couple
S7E8 / 15 Dec 2004
Cologne Ranger
S7E9 / 12 Jan 2005
Domestic Disturbance
S7E10 / 19 Jan 2005
Pour Judgment
S7E11 / 26 Jan 2005
Gym Neighbors
S7E12 / 09 Feb 2005
Gorilla Warfare
S7E13 / 16 Feb 2005
Hi, School
S7E14 / 23 Feb 2005
Deconstructing Carrie
S7E15 / 02 Mar 2005
Black List
S7E16 / 16 Mar 2005
Wish Boned
S7E17 / 30 Mar 2005
Van, Go
S7E18 / 06 Apr 2005
Ice Cubed
S7E19 / 13 Apr 2005
Catching Hell
S7E20 / 20 Apr 2005
Slippery Slope
S7E21 / 09 May 2005
Buy Curious
S7E22 / 18 May 2005
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Pole Lox
S8E1 / 19 Sep 2005
Vocal Discord
S8E2 / 26 Sep 2005
Consummate Professional
S8E3 / 03 Oct 2005
Like Hell
S8E4 / 10 Oct 2005
Sandwiched Out
S8E5 / 17 Oct 2005
Shear Torture
S8E6 / 24 Oct 2005
Inn Escapable
S8E7 / 07 Nov 2005
Move Doubt
S8E8 / 14 Nov 2005
G'Night, Stalker
S8E9 / 21 Nov 2005
Raygin Bulls
S8E10 / 28 Nov 2005
Baker's Doesn't
S8E11 / 19 Dec 2005
Fresh Brood
S8E12 / 06 Jan 2006
Gambling N'Diction
S8E13 / 23 Jan 2006
Apartment Complex
S8E14 / 06 Feb 2006
Buggie Nights
S8E15 / 27 Feb 2006
Knee Jerk
S8E16 / 06 Mar 2006
Present Tense
S8E17 / 13 Mar 2006
Sold-Y Locks
S8E18 / 20 Mar 2006
Emotional Rollercoaster
S8E19 / 10 Apr 2006
Four Play
S8E20 / 01 May 2006
Hartford Wailer
S8E21 / 08 May 2006
Fight Schlub
S8E22 / 08 May 2006
Acting Out
S8E23 / 22 May 2006
Season 9
Mama Cast
S9E1 / 06 Dec 2006
Affair Trade
S9E2 / 06 Dec 2006
Moxie Moron
S9E3 / 13 Dec 2006
Major Disturbance
S9E4 / 13 Dec 2006
Ruff Goin'
S9E5 / 20 Dec 2006
Brace Yourself
S9E6 / 03 Jan 2007
Home Cheapo
S9E7 / 09 Apr 2007
Offensive Fowl
S9E8 / 16 Apr 2007
Mild Bunch
S9E9 / 23 Apr 2007
Manhattan Project
S9E10 / 30 Apr 2007
Single Spaced
S9E11 / 07 May 2007
China Syndrome (1)
S9E12 / 14 May 2007
China Syndrome (2)
S9E13 / 14 May 2007
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