S08E18: Marry Me, Shorty
The marriage battle between Shorty and Elverna (Elvia Allman) rages on.
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Season 1
The Clampetts Strike Oil
S1E1 / 26 Sep 1962
Getting Settled
S1E2 / 03 Oct 1962
Meanwhile, Back at the Cabin
S1E3 / 10 Oct 1962
The Clampetts Meet Mrs. Drysdale
S1E4 / 17 Oct 1962
Jed Buys Stock
S1E5 / 24 Oct 1962
Trick or Treat
S1E6 / 31 Oct 1962
The Servants
S1E7 / 07 Nov 1962Jethro Goes to School
S1E8 / 14 Nov 1962
Elly's First Date
S1E9 / 21 Nov 1962
Pygmalion and Elly
S1E10 / 28 Nov 1962
Elly Races Jethrine
S1E11 / 05 Dec 1962
The Great Feud
S1E12 / 12 Dec 1962
Home for Christmas
S1E13 / 19 Dec 1962
No Place Like Home
S1E14 / 26 Dec 1962
Jed Rescues Pearl
S1E15 / 02 Jan 1963
Back to Californy
S1E16 / 09 Jan 1963
Jed's Dilemma
S1E17 / 16 Jan 1963
Jed Saves Drysdale's Marriage
S1E18 / 23 Jan 1963
Elly's Animals
S1E19 / 30 Jan 1963
Jed Throws a Wingding
S1E20 / 06 Feb 1963
Jed Plays Solomon
S1E21 / 13 Feb 1963
Duke Steals a Wife
S1E22 / 20 Feb 1963
Jed Buys the Freeway
S1E23 / 27 Feb 1963
Jed Becomes a Banker
S1E24 / 06 Mar 1963
The Family Tree
S1E25 / 13 Mar 1963
Jed Cuts the Family Tree
S1E26 / 20 Mar 1963
Granny's Spring Tonic
S1E27 / 27 Mar 1963
Jed Pays His Income Tax
S1E28 / 03 Apr 1963
The Clampetts and the Dodgers
S1E29 / 10 Apr 1963
Duke Becomes a Father
S1E30 / 17 Apr 1963
The Clampetts Entertain
S1E31 / 24 Apr 1963
The Clampetts in Court
S1E32 / 01 May 1963
The Clampetts Get Psychoanalyzed
S1E33 / 08 May 1963
The Psychiatrist Gets Clampetted
S1E34 / 15 May 1963
Elly Becomes a Secretary
S1E35 / 22 May 1963
Jethro's Friend
S1E36 / 29 May 1963
Season 2
Jed Gets the Misery
S2E1 / 25 Sep 1963
Hair-Raising Holiday
S2E2 / 02 Oct 1963
Granny's Garden
S2E3 / 09 Oct 1963
Elly Starts to School
S2E4 / 16 Oct 1963
The Clampett Look
S2E5 / 23 Oct 1963
Jethro's First Love
S2E6 / 30 Oct 1963
Chickadee Returns
S2E7 / 06 Nov 1963
The Clampetts Are Overdrawn
S2E8 / 13 Nov 1963
The Clampetts Go Hollywood
S2E9 / 20 Nov 1963
Turkey Day
S2E10 / 27 Nov 1963
The Garden Party
S2E11 / 04 Dec 1963
Elly Needs a Maw
S2E12 / 11 Dec 1963
The Clampetts Get Culture
S2E13 / 18 Dec 1963
Christmas at the Clampetts
S2E14 / 25 Dec 1963
A Man for Elly
S2E15 / 01 Jan 1964
The Giant Jackrabbit
S2E16 / 08 Jan 1964
The Girl from Home
S2E17 / 15 Jan 1964
Lafe Lingers On
S2E18 / 22 Jan 1964
The Race for Queen
S2E19 / 05 Feb 1964
Lafe Returns
S2E20 / 12 Feb 1964
Son of Lafe Returns
S2E21 / 19 Feb 1964
The Clampetts Go Fishing
S2E22 / 26 Feb 1964
The Critter Doctor
S2E23 / 11 Mar 1964
A Bride for Jed
S2E24 / 18 Mar 1964
Granny Versus the Weather Bureau
S2E25 / 25 Mar 1964
Another Neighbor
S2E26 / 01 Apr 1964
The Bank Raising
S2E27 / 08 Apr 1964
The Great Crawdad Hunt
S2E28 / 15 Apr 1964
The Dress Shop
S2E29 / 22 Apr 1964
The House of Granny
S2E30 / 29 Apr 1964
The Continental Touch
S2E31 / 06 May 1964
Jed, Incorporated
S2E32 / 13 May 1964
Granny Learns to Drive
S2E33 / 20 May 1964
Cabin in Beverly Hills
S2E34 / 27 May 1964
Jed Foils a Home Wrecker
S2E35 / 03 Jun 1964
Jethro's Graduation
S2E36 / 10 Jun 1964
Season 3
Jed Becomes a Movie Mogul
S3E1 / 23 Sep 1964
Clampett City
S3E2 / 30 Sep 1964
Clampett City General Store
S3E3 / 07 Oct 1964
Hedda Hopper's Hollywood
S3E4 / 14 Oct 1964
Doctor Jed Clampett
S3E5 / 21 Oct 1964
Jed the Heartbreaker
S3E6 / 28 Oct 1964
Back to Marineland
S3E7 / 04 Nov 1964
Teenage Idol
S3E8 / 11 Nov 1964
The Widow Poke Arrives
S3E9 / 18 Nov 1964
The Ballet
S3E10 / 25 Nov 1964
The Boarder
S3E11 / 09 Dec 1964
The Boarder Stays
S3E12 / 16 Dec 1964
Start the New Year Right
S3E13 / 30 Dec 1964
Clampett General Hospital
S3E14 / 06 Jan 1965
The Movie Starlet
S3E15 / 13 Jan 1965
Elly in the Movies
S3E16 / 20 Jan 1965
Dash Riprock, You Cad
S3E17 / 27 Jan 1965
Clampett A-Go-Go
S3E18 / 03 Feb 1965
Granny's Romance
S3E19 / 17 Feb 1965
Jed's Temptation
S3E20 / 24 Feb 1965
Double Naught Jethro
S3E21 / 03 Mar 1965
Clampett's Millions
S3E22 / 10 Mar 1965
Drysdale's Dog Days
S3E23 / 17 Mar 1965
Brewster's Honeymoon
S3E24 / 24 Mar 1965
Flatt, Clampett, and Scruggs
S3E25 / 31 Mar 1965
Jed and the Countess
S3E26 / 14 Apr 1965
Big Daddy, Jed
S3E27 / 21 Apr 1965
Cool School is Out
S3E28 / 28 Apr 1965
The Big Bank Battle
S3E29 / 05 May 1965
The Clampetts vs. Automation
S3E30 / 12 May 1965
Luke's Boy
S3E31 / 26 May 1965
The Brewsters Return
S3E32 / 02 Jun 1965
Jed, the Bachelor
S3E33 / 09 Jun 1965
The Art Center
S3E34 / 16 Jun 1965
Season 4
Admiral Jed Clampett
S4E1 / 15 Sep 1965
That Old Black Magic
S4E2 / 22 Sep 1965
The Sheik
S4E3 / 29 Sep 1965
The Private Eye
S4E4 / 06 Oct 1965Possum Day
S4E5 / 13 Oct 1965The Possum Parade
S4E6 / 20 Oct 1965The Clampetts Play the Rams
S4E7 / 27 Oct 1965The Courtship of Elly
S4E8 / 03 Nov 1965A Real Nice Neighbor
S4E9 / 10 Nov 1965The Poor Farmer
S4E10 / 17 Nov 1965Hoe Down a-Go-Go
S4E11 / 24 Nov 1965Mrs. Drysdale's Father
S4E12 / 01 Dec 1965Mr. Farquhar Stays On
S4E13 / 08 Dec 1965Military School
S4E14 / 15 Dec 1965The Common Cold
S4E15 / 29 Dec 1965The Richest Woman
S4E16 / 05 Jan 1966The Trotting Horse
S4E17 / 12 Jan 1966The Buggy
S4E18 / 19 Jan 1966The Cat Burglar
S4E19 / 26 Jan 1966The Big Chicken
S4E20 / 02 Feb 1966Sonny Drysdale Returns
S4E21 / 09 Feb 1966Brewster's Baby
S4E22 / 16 Feb 1966The Great Jethro
S4E23 / 23 Feb 1966The Old Folks Home
S4E24 / 02 Mar 1966Flatt and Scruggs Return
S4E25 / 16 Mar 1966The Folk Singers
S4E26 / 23 Mar 1966The Beautiful Maid
S4E27 / 30 Mar 1966Jethro's Pad
S4E28 / 06 Apr 1966The Bird Watchers
S4E29 / 13 Apr 1966Jethro Gets Engaged
S4E30 / 20 Apr 1966Granny Tonics a Birdwatcher
S4E31 / 27 Apr 1966Jethro Goes to College
S4E32 / 18 May 1966
Season 5
The Party Line
S5E1 / 14 Sep 1966The Soup Contest
S5E2 / 21 Sep 1966Jethro Takes Love Lessons
S5E3 / 28 Sep 1966The Badger Game
S5E4 / 05 Oct 1966The Badgers Return
S5E5 / 12 Oct 1966The Gorilla
S5E6 / 19 Oct 1966Come Back, Little Herbie
S5E7 / 26 Oct 1966Jed in Politics
S5E8 / 02 Nov 1966Clampett Cha Cha Cha
S5E9 / 09 Nov 1966Jed Joins the Board
S5E10 / 16 Nov 1966Granny Lives It Up
S5E11 / 23 Nov 1966The Gloria Swanson Story
S5E12 / 30 Nov 1966The Woodchucks
S5E13 / 07 Dec 1966Foggy Mountain Soap
S5E14 / 14 Dec 1966The Christmas Present
S5E15 / 21 Dec 1966The Flying Saucer
S5E16 / 28 Dec 1966The Mayor of Bug Tussle
S5E17 / 04 Jan 1967Granny Retires
S5E18 / 11 Jan 1967The Clampett Curse
S5E19 / 18 Jan 1967The Indians Are Coming
S5E20 / 01 Feb 1967The Marriage Machine
S5E21 / 08 Feb 1967Elly Comes Out
S5E22 / 15 Feb 1967The Matador
S5E23 / 22 Feb 1967The Gypsy's Warning
S5E24 / 01 Mar 1967His Royal Highness
S5E25 / 08 Mar 1967Super Hawg
S5E26 / 15 Mar 1967The Doctors
S5E27 / 22 Mar 1967Delovely and Scruggs
S5E28 / 29 Mar 1967The Little Monster
S5E29 / 12 Apr 1967The Dahlia Feud
S5E30 / 19 Apr 1967
Season 6
Jed Inherits a Castle
S6E1 / 06 Sep 1967The Clampetts in London
S6E2 / 13 Sep 1967Clampett Castle
S6E3 / 20 Sep 1967Robin Hood of Griffith Park
S6E4 / 27 Sep 1967Robin Hood and the Sheriff
S6E5 / 04 Oct 1967Greetings From the President
S6E6 / 11 Oct 1967The Army Game
S6E7 / 18 Oct 1967Mr. Universe Muscles In
S6E8 / 25 Oct 1967A Plot for Granny
S6E9 / 01 Nov 1967The Social Climbers
S6E10 / 08 Nov 1967Jethro's Military Career
S6E11 / 15 Nov 1967The Reserve Program
S6E12 / 22 Nov 1967The South Rises Again
S6E13 / 29 Nov 1967Jethro in the Reserve
S6E14 / 06 Dec 1967Cimarron Drip
S6E15 / 13 Dec 1967Corn Pone Picassos
S6E16 / 20 Dec 1967The Clampetts Play Cupid
S6E17 / 27 Dec 1967The Housekeeper
S6E18 / 03 Jan 1968The Diner
S6E19 / 10 Jan 1968Topless Anyone?
S6E20 / 17 Jan 1968The Great Snow
S6E21 / 24 Jan 1968The Rass'lin' Clampetts
S6E22 / 31 Jan 1968The Great Tag-Team Match
S6E23 / 07 Feb 1968Jethro Proposes
S6E24 / 21 Feb 1968The Clampetts Fiddle Around
S6E25 / 28 Feb 1968The Soap Opera
S6E26 / 06 Mar 1968Dog Days
S6E27 / 13 Mar 1968The Crystal Gazers
S6E28 / 20 Mar 1968From Rags to Riches
S6E29 / 27 Mar 1968Cousin Roy
S6E30 / 03 Apr 1968
Season 7
A Bundle for Britain
S7E1 / 25 Sep 1968Something for the Queen
S7E2 / 02 Oct 1968War of the Roses
S7E3 / 09 Oct 1968Coming Through the Rye
S7E4 / 16 Oct 1968Ghost of Clampett Castle
S7E5 / 23 Oct 1968Granny Goes to Hooterville
S7E6 / 30 Oct 1968The Italian Cook
S7E7 / 06 Nov 1968The Great Cook-Off
S7E8 / 13 Nov 1968Bonnie, Flatt, and Scruggs
S7E9 / 20 Nov 1968The Thanksgiving Spirit
S7E10 / 27 Nov 1968The Courtship of Homer Noodleman
S7E11 / 04 Dec 1968The Hot-Rod Truck
S7E12 / 11 Dec 1968The Week Before Christmas
S7E13 / 18 Dec 1968Christmas in Hooterville
S7E14 / 25 Dec 1968Drysdale and Friend
S7E15 / 01 Jan 1969Problem Bear
S7E16 / 08 Jan 1969Jethro the Flesh Peddler
S7E17 / 22 Jan 1969Cousin Roy in Movieland
S7E18 / 29 Jan 1969Jed Clampett Enterprises
S7E19 / 05 Feb 1969The Phantom Fifth Floor
S7E20 / 12 Feb 1969The Hired Gun
S7E21 / 19 Feb 1969The Happy Bank
S7E22 / 26 Feb 1969Sam Drucker's Visit
S7E23 / 05 Mar 1969The Guru
S7E24 / 12 Mar 1969The Jogging Clampetts
S7E25 / 19 Mar 1969Collard Greens an' Fatback
S7E26 / 26 Mar 1969
Season 8
Back to the Hills
S8E1 / 24 Sep 1969The Hills of Home
S8E2 / 01 Oct 1969Silver Dollar City Fair
S8E3 / 08 Oct 1969Jane Finds Elly a Man
S8E4 / 15 Oct 1969Wedding Plans
S8E5 / 22 Oct 1969Jed Buys Central Park
S8E6 / 29 Oct 1969The Clampetts in New York
S8E7 / 05 Nov 1969Manhattan Hillbillies
S8E8 / 12 Nov 1969Home Again
S8E9 / 19 Nov 1969Shorty Kellems Moves West
S8E10 / 26 Nov 1969Midnight Shorty
S8E11 / 03 Dec 1969Shorty Go Home
S8E12 / 10 Dec 1969The Hero
S8E13 / 17 Dec 1969Our Hero the Banker
S8E14 / 24 Dec 1969Buzz Bodine, Boy General
S8E15 / 31 Dec 1969The Clampett-Hewes Empire
S8E16 / 07 Jan 1970What Happened to Shorty?
S8E17 / 14 Jan 1970Marry Me, Shorty
S8E18 / 21 Jan 1970Shorty Spits the Hook
S8E19 / 28 Jan 1970Three-Day Reprieve
S8E20 / 04 Feb 1970The Wedding
S8E21 / 11 Feb 1970Annul That Marriage
S8E22 / 18 Feb 1970Hotel for Women
S8E23 / 25 Feb 1970Simon Legree Drysdale
S8E24 / 04 Mar 1970Honest John Returns
S8E25 / 11 Mar 1970Honesty is the Best Policy
S8E26 / 18 Mar 1970
Season 9
The Pollution Solution
S9E1 / 15 Sep 1970The Clampetts in Washington
S9E2 / 22 Sep 1970Jed Buys the Capitol
S9E3 / 29 Sep 1970Mark Templeton Arrives
S9E4 / 06 Oct 1970Don't Marry a Frogman
S9E5 / 13 Oct 1970Doctor, Cure My Frog
S9E6 / 27 Oct 1970Do You Elly Take This Frog?
S9E7 / 10 Nov 1970The Frog Family
S9E8 / 17 Nov 1970Farm in the Ocean
S9E9 / 24 Nov 1970Shorty to the Rescue
S9E10 / 01 Dec 1970Welcome to the Family
S9E11 / 08 Dec 1970The Great Revelation
S9E12 / 15 Dec 1970The Grunion Invasion
S9E13 / 05 Jan 1971The Girls from Grun
S9E14 / 12 Jan 1971The Grun Incident
S9E15 / 19 Jan 1971Women's Lib
S9E16 / 26 Jan 1971The Teahouse of Jed Clampett
S9E17 / 02 Feb 1971The Palace of Clampett San
S9E18 / 09 Feb 1971Lib and Let Lib
S9E19 / 16 Feb 1971Elly, the Working Girl
S9E20 / 23 Feb 1971Elly, the Secretary
S9E21 / 02 Mar 1971Love Finds Jane Hathaway
S9E22 / 09 Mar 1971The Clampetts Meet Robert Audubon Getty Crockett
S9E23 / 16 Mar 1971Jethro Returns
S9E24 / 23 Mar 1971
Buddy Ebsen
Jed "JD" Clampett
Irene Ryan
Granny
Donna Douglas
Elly May Clampett
Max Baer Jr.
Jethro Bodine
Raymond Bailey
Milburn Drysdale
