S08E02: Up the Down Steroid
Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he’s determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he’s handicapped.
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Season 1
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
S1E1 / 13 Aug 1997
Volcano
S1E2 / 20 Aug 1997
Weight Gain 4000
S1E3 / 27 Aug 1997
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
S1E4 / 03 Sep 1997
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
S1E5 / 10 Sep 1997
Death
S1E6 / 17 Sep 1997
Pinkeye
S1E7 / 29 Oct 1997
Starvin' Marvin
S1E8 / 19 Nov 1997
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
S1E9 / 17 Dec 1997
Damien
S1E10 / 04 Feb 1998
Tom's Rhinoplasty
S1E11 / 11 Feb 1998
Mecha-Streisand
S1E12 / 18 Feb 1998
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
S1E13 / 25 Feb 1998
Season 2
Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
S2E1 / 01 Apr 1998
Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
S2E2 / 22 Apr 1998
Ike's Wee Wee
S2E3 / 20 May 1998
Chickenlover
S2E4 / 27 May 1998
Conjoined Fetus Lady
S2E5 / 03 Jun 1998
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
S2E6 / 10 Jun 1998
City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)
S2E7 / 17 Jun 1998
Summer Sucks
S2E8 / 24 Jun 1998
Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
S2E9 / 19 Aug 1998
Chickenpox
S2E10 / 26 Aug 1998
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
S2E11 / 02 Sep 1998
Clubhouses
S2E12 / 23 Sep 1998
Cow Days
S2E13 / 30 Sep 1998
Chef Aid
S2E14 / 07 Oct 1998
Spookyfish
S2E15 / 28 Oct 1998
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
S2E16 / 09 Dec 1998
Gnomes
S2E17 / 16 Dec 1998
Prehistoric Ice Man
S2E18 / 20 Jan 1999
Season 3
Rainforest Shmainforest
S3E1 / 07 Apr 1999
Spontaneous Combustion
S3E2 / 14 Apr 1999
The Succubus
S3E3 / 21 Apr 1999
Jakovasaurs
S3E4 / 16 Jun 1999
Tweek vs. Craig
S3E5 / 23 Jun 1999
Sexual Harassment Panda
S3E6 / 07 Jul 1999
Cat Orgy
S3E7 / 14 Jul 1999
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
S3E8 / 21 Jul 1999
Jewbilee
S3E9 / 28 Jul 1999
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
S3E10 / 27 Oct 1999
Chinpokomon
S3E11 / 03 Nov 1999
Hooked on Monkey Fonics
S3E12 / 10 Nov 1999
Starvin' Marvin in Space
S3E13 / 17 Nov 1999
The Red Badge of Gayness
S3E14 / 24 Nov 1999
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
S3E15 / 01 Dec 1999
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
S3E16 / 29 Dec 1999
World Wide Recorder Concert
S3E17 / 12 Jan 2000
Season 4
The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000
S4E1 / 05 Apr 2000
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
S4E2 / 12 Apr 2000
Timmy 2000
S4E3 / 19 Apr 2000
Quintuplets 2000
S4E4 / 26 Apr 2000
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
S4E5 / 21 Jun 2000
Cherokee Hair Tampons
S4E6 / 28 Jun 2000
Chef Goes Nanners
S4E7 / 05 Jul 2000
Something You Can Do with Your Finger
S4E8 / 12 Jul 2000
Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1)
S4E9 / 19 Jul 2000
Probably (2)
S4E10 / 26 Jul 2000
Fourth Grade
S4E11 / 08 Nov 2000
Trapper Keeper
S4E12 / 15 Nov 2000
Helen Keller! The Musical
S4E13 / 22 Nov 2000
Pip
S4E14 / 29 Nov 2000
Fat Camp
S4E15 / 06 Dec 2000
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
S4E16 / 13 Dec 2000
A Very Crappy Christmas
S4E17 / 20 Dec 2000
Season 5
It Hits the Fan
S5E1 / 20 Jun 2001
Cripple Fight
S5E2 / 27 Jun 2001
Super Best Friends
S5E3 / 04 Jul 2001
Scott Tenorman Must Die
S5E4 / 11 Jul 2001
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
S5E5 / 18 Jul 2001
Cartmanland
S5E6 / 25 Jul 2001
Proper Condom Use
S5E7 / 01 Aug 2001
Towelie
S5E8 / 08 Aug 2001
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
S5E9 / 07 Nov 2001
How to Eat with Your Butt
S5E10 / 14 Nov 2001
The Entity
S5E11 / 21 Nov 2001
Here Comes the Neighborhood
S5E12 / 28 Nov 2001
Kenny Dies
S5E13 / 05 Dec 2001
Butters' Very Own Episode
S5E14 / 12 Dec 2001
Season 6
Jared Has Aides
S6E1 / 06 Mar 2002
Asspen
S6E2 / 13 Mar 2002
Freak Strike
S6E3 / 20 Mar 2002
Fun With Veal
S6E4 / 27 Mar 2002
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
S6E5 / 03 Apr 2002
Professor Chaos
S6E6 / 10 Apr 2002
The Simpsons Already Did It
S6E7 / 26 Jun 2002
Red Hot Catholic Love
S6E8 / 03 Jul 2002
Free Hat
S6E9 / 10 Jul 2002
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
S6E10 / 17 Jul 2002
Child Abduction is Not Funny
S6E11 / 24 Jul 2002
A Ladder to Heaven
S6E12 / 06 Nov 2002
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
S6E13 / 13 Nov 2002
The Death Camp of Tolerance
S6E14 / 20 Nov 2002
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
S6E15 / 27 Nov 2002
My Future Self n' Me
S6E16 / 04 Dec 2002
Red Sleigh Down
S6E17 / 11 Dec 2002
Season 7
Cancelled
S7E1 / 19 Mar 2003
Krazy Kripples
S7E2 / 26 Mar 2003
Toilet Paper
S7E3 / 02 Apr 2003
I'm a Little Bit Country
S7E4 / 09 Apr 2003
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
S7E5 / 16 Apr 2003
Lil' Crime Stoppers
S7E6 / 23 Apr 2003
Red Man's Greed
S7E7 / 30 Apr 2003
South Park is Gay
S7E8 / 22 Oct 2003
Christian Rock Hard
S7E9 / 29 Oct 2003
Grey Dawn
S7E10 / 05 Nov 2003
Casa Bonita
S7E11 / 12 Nov 2003
All About Mormons
S7E12 / 19 Nov 2003
Butt Out
S7E13 / 03 Dec 2003
Raisins
S7E14 / 10 Dec 2003
It's Christmas in Canada
S7E15 / 17 Dec 2003
Season 8
Good Times with Weapons
S8E1 / 17 Mar 2004
Up the Down Steroid
S8E2 / 24 Mar 2004
The Passion of the Jew
S8E3 / 31 Mar 2004
You Got F'd in the A
S8E4 / 07 Apr 2004
AWESOM-O
S8E5 / 14 Apr 2004
The Jeffersons
S8E6 / 21 Apr 2004
Goobacks
S8E7 / 28 Apr 2004
Douche and Turd
S8E8 / 27 Oct 2004
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
S8E9 / 03 Nov 2004
Pre-School
S8E10 / 10 Nov 2004
Quest for Ratings
S8E11 / 17 Nov 2004
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
S8E12 / 01 Dec 2004
Cartman's Incredible Gift
S8E13 / 08 Dec 2004
Woodland Critter Christmas
S8E14 / 15 Dec 2004
Season 9
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
S9E1 / 09 Mar 2005
Die Hippie, Die
S9E2 / 16 Mar 2005
Wing
S9E3 / 23 Mar 2005
Best Friends Forever
S9E4 / 30 Mar 2005
The Losing Edge
S9E5 / 06 Apr 2005
The Death of Eric Cartman
S9E6 / 13 Apr 2005
Erection Day
S9E7 / 20 Apr 2005
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
S9E8 / 19 Oct 2005
Marjorine
S9E9 / 26 Oct 2005
Follow That Egg
S9E10 / 02 Nov 2005
Ginger Kids
S9E11 / 09 Nov 2005
Trapped in the Closet
S9E12 / 16 Nov 2005
Free Willzyx
S9E13 / 30 Nov 2005
Bloody Mary
S9E14 / 07 Dec 2005
Season 10
The Return of Chef
S10E1 / 22 Mar 2006
Smug Alert!
S10E2 / 29 Mar 2006
Cartoon Wars (1)
S10E3 / 05 Apr 2006
Cartoon Wars (2)
S10E4 / 12 Apr 2006
A Million Little Fibers
S10E5 / 19 Apr 2006
Manbearpig
S10E6 / 26 Apr 2006
Tsst
S10E7 / 03 May 2006
Make Love, Not Warcraft
S10E8 / 04 Oct 2006
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
S10E9 / 11 Oct 2006
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
S10E10 / 18 Oct 2006
Hell on Earth 2006
S10E11 / 25 Oct 2006
Go God Go (1)
S10E12 / 01 Nov 2006
Go God Go XII (2)
S10E13 / 08 Nov 2006
Stanley's Cup
S10E14 / 15 Nov 2006
Season 11
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
S11E1 / 07 Mar 2007
Cartman Sucks
S11E2 / 14 Mar 2007
Lice Capades
S11E3 / 21 Mar 2007
The Snuke
S11E4 / 28 Mar 2007
Fantastic Easter Special
S11E5 / 04 Apr 2007
D-Yikes!
S11E6 / 11 Apr 2007
Night of the Living Homeless
S11E7 / 18 Apr 2007
Le Petit Tourette
S11E8 / 03 Oct 2007
More Crap
S11E9 / 10 Oct 2007
Imaginationland
S11E10 / 17 Oct 2007
Imaginationland, Episode II
S11E11 / 24 Oct 2007
Imaginationland, Episode III
S11E12 / 31 Oct 2007
Guitar Queer-O
S11E13 / 07 Nov 2007
The List
S11E14 / 14 Nov 2007
Season 12
Tonsil Trouble
S12E1 / 12 Mar 2008
Britney's New Look
S12E2 / 19 Mar 2008
Major Boobage
S12E3 / 26 Mar 2008
Canada on Strike
S12E4 / 02 Apr 2008
Eek, A Penis!
S12E5 / 09 Apr 2008
Over Logging
S12E6 / 16 Apr 2008
Super Fun Time
S12E7 / 23 Apr 2008
The China Probrem
S12E8 / 08 Oct 2008
Breast Cancer Show Ever
S12E9 / 15 Oct 2008
Pandemic
S12E10 / 22 Oct 2008
Pandemic 2: The Startling
S12E11 / 29 Oct 2008
About Last Night...
S12E12 / 05 Nov 2008
Elementary School Musical
S12E13 / 12 Nov 2008
The Ungroundable
S12E14 / 19 Nov 2008
Season 13
The Ring
S13E1 / 11 Mar 2009
The Coon
S13E2 / 18 Mar 2009
Margaritaville
S13E3 / 25 Mar 2009
Eat, Pray, Queef
S13E4 / 01 Apr 2009
Fishsticks
S13E5 / 08 Apr 2009
Pinewood Derby
S13E6 / 15 Apr 2009
Fatbeard
S13E7 / 22 Apr 2009
Dead Celebrities
S13E8 / 07 Oct 2009
Butters' Bottom Bitch
S13E9 / 14 Oct 2009
W.T.F.
S13E10 / 21 Oct 2009
Whale Whores
S13E11 / 28 Oct 2009
The F Word
S13E12 / 04 Nov 2009
Dances With Smurfs
S13E13 / 11 Nov 2009
Pee
S13E14 / 18 Nov 2009
Season 14
Sexual Healing
S14E1 / 17 Mar 2010
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
S14E2 / 24 Mar 2010
Medicinal Fried Chicken
S14E3 / 31 Mar 2010
You Have 0 Friends
S14E4 / 07 Apr 2010
200
S14E5 / 14 Apr 2010
201
S14E6 / 21 Apr 2010
Crippled Summer
S14E7 / 28 Apr 2010
Poor and Stupid
S14E8 / 06 Oct 2010
It's a Jersey Thing
S14E9 / 13 Oct 2010
Insheeption
S14E10 / 20 Oct 2010
Coon 2: Hindsight
S14E11 / 27 Oct 2010
Mysterion Rises
S14E12 / 03 Nov 2010
Coon vs. Coon & Friends
S14E13 / 10 Nov 2010
Crème Fraiche
S14E14 / 17 Nov 2010
Season 15
HUMANCENTiPAD
S15E1 / 27 Apr 2011
Funnybot
S15E2 / 04 May 2011
Royal Pudding
S15E3 / 11 May 2011
T.M.I.
S15E4 / 18 May 2011
Crack Baby Athletic Association
S15E5 / 25 May 2011
City Sushi
S15E6 / 01 Jun 2011
You're Getting Old
S15E7 / 08 Jun 2011
Ass Burgers
S15E8 / 05 Oct 2011
The Last of the Meheecans
S15E9 / 12 Oct 2011
Bass to Mouth
S15E10 / 19 Oct 2011
Broadway Bro Down
S15E11 / 26 Oct 2011
1%
S15E12 / 02 Nov 2011
A History Channel Thanksgiving
S15E13 / 09 Nov 2011
The Poor Kid
S15E14 / 16 Nov 2011
Season 16
Reverse Cowgirl
S16E1 / 14 Mar 2012
Cash for Gold
S16E2 / 21 Mar 2012
Faith Hilling
S16E3 / 28 Mar 2012
Jewpacabra
S16E4 / 04 Apr 2012
Butterballs
S16E5 / 11 Apr 2012
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
S16E6 / 18 Apr 2012
Cartman Finds Love
S16E7 / 25 Apr 2012
Sarcastaball
S16E8 / 26 Sep 2012
Raising the Bar
S16E9 / 03 Oct 2012
Insecurity
S16E10 / 10 Oct 2012
Going Native
S16E11 / 17 Oct 2012
A Nightmare on FaceTime
S16E12 / 24 Oct 2012
A Scause for Applause
S16E13 / 31 Oct 2012
Obama Wins!
S16E14 / 07 Nov 2012
Season 17
Let Go, Let Gov
S17E1 / 25 Sep 2013
Informative Murder Porn
S17E2 / 02 Oct 2013
World War Zimmerman
S17E3 / 09 Oct 2013
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
S17E4 / 23 Oct 2013
Taming Strange
S17E5 / 30 Oct 2013
Ginger Cow
S17E6 / 06 Nov 2013
Black Friday
S17E7 / 13 Nov 2013
A Song of Ass and Fire
S17E8 / 20 Nov 2013
Titties and Dragons
S17E9 / 04 Dec 2013
The Hobbit
S17E10 / 11 Dec 2013
Season 18
Go Fund Yourself
S18E1 / 24 Sep 2014
Gluten Free Ebola
S18E2 / 01 Oct 2014
The Cissy
S18E3 / 08 Oct 2014
Handicar
S18E4 / 15 Oct 2014
The Magic Bush
S18E5 / 29 Oct 2014
Freemium Isn't Free
S18E6 / 05 Nov 2014
Grounded Vindaloop
S18E7 / 12 Nov 2014
Cock Magic
S18E8 / 19 Nov 2014
#REHASH
S18E9 / 03 Dec 2014
#HappyHolograms
S18E10 / 10 Dec 2014
Season 19
Stunning and Brave
S19E1 / 16 Sep 2015
Where My Country Gone?
S19E2 / 23 Sep 2015
The City Part of Town
S19E3 / 30 Sep 2015
You're Not Yelping
S19E4 / 14 Oct 2015
Safe Space
S19E5 / 21 Oct 2015
Tweek x Craig
S19E6 / 28 Oct 2015
Naughty Ninjas
S19E7 / 11 Nov 2015
Sponsored Content
S19E8 / 18 Nov 2015
Truth and Advertising
S19E9 / 02 Dec 2015
PC Principal Final Justice
S19E10 / 09 Dec 2015
Season 20
Member Berries
S20E1 / 14 Sep 2016
Skank Hunt
S20E2 / 21 Sep 2016
The Damned
S20E3 / 28 Sep 2016
Wieners Out
S20E4 / 12 Oct 2016
Douche and a Danish
S20E5 / 19 Oct 2016
Fort Collins
S20E6 / 26 Oct 2016
Oh, Jeez
S20E7 / 09 Nov 2016
Members Only
S20E8 / 16 Nov 2016
Not Funny
S20E9 / 30 Nov 2016
The End of Serialization as We Know It
S20E10 / 07 Dec 2016
Season 21
White People Renovating Houses
S21E1 / 13 Sep 2017
Put It Down
S21E2 / 20 Sep 2017
Holiday Special
S21E3 / 27 Sep 2017
Franchise Prequel
S21E4 / 11 Oct 2017
Hummels & Heroin
S21E5 / 18 Oct 2017
Sons a Witches
S21E6 / 25 Oct 2017
Doubling Down
S21E7 / 08 Nov 2017
Moss Piglets
S21E8 / 15 Nov 2017
SUPER HARD PCness
S21E9 / 29 Nov 2017
Splatty Tomato
S21E10 / 06 Dec 2017
Season 22
Dead Kids
S22E1 / 26 Sep 2018
A Boy and a Priest
S22E2 / 03 Oct 2018
The Problem with a Poo
S22E3 / 10 Oct 2018
Tegridy Farms
S22E4 / 17 Oct 2018
The Scoots
S22E5 / 31 Oct 2018
Time to Get Cereal
S22E6 / 07 Nov 2018
Nobody Got Cereal?
S22E7 / 14 Nov 2018
Buddha Box
S22E8 / 28 Nov 2018
Unfulfilled
S22E9 / 05 Dec 2018
Bike Parade
S22E10 / 12 Dec 2018
Season 23
Mexican Joker
S23E1 / 25 Sep 2019
Band in China
S23E2 / 02 Oct 2019
SHOTS!!!
S23E3 / 09 Oct 2019
Let Them Eat Goo
S23E4 / 16 Oct 2019
Tegridy Farms Halloween Special
S23E5 / 30 Oct 2019
Season Finale
S23E6 / 06 Nov 2019
Board Girls
S23E7 / 13 Nov 2019
Turd Burglars
S23E8 / 27 Nov 2019
Basic Cable
S23E9 / 04 Dec 2019
Christmas Snow
S23E10 / 11 Dec 2019
Season 24
The Pandemic Special
S24E1 / 30 Sep 2020
South ParQ Vaccination Special
S24E2 / 10 Mar 2021
Season 25
Pajama Day
S25E1 / 02 Feb 2022
The Big Fix
S25E2 / 09 Feb 2022
City People
S25E3 / 16 Feb 2022
Back to the Cold War
S25E4 / 02 Mar 2022
Help, My Teenager Hates Me!
S25E5 / 09 Mar 2022
Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special
S25E6 / 16 Mar 2022
Season 26
Cupid Ye
S26E1 / 08 Feb 2023
The Worldwide Privacy Tour
S26E2 / 15 Feb 2023
Japanese Toilet
S26E3 / 01 Mar 2023
Deep Learning
S26E4 / 08 Mar 2023
DikinBaus Hot Dogs
S26E5 / 22 Mar 2023
Spring Break
S26E6 / 29 Mar 2023
Season 27
Sermon on the 'Mount
S27E1 / 23 Jul 2025
Got a Nut
S27E2 / 06 Aug 2025
Sickofancy
S27E3 / 20 Aug 2025
Wok Is Dead
S27E4 / 03 Sep 2025
Conflict of Interest
S27E5 / 24 Sep 2025
Season 28
Twisted Christian
S28E1 / 15 Oct 2025
The Woman in the Hat
S28E2 / 31 Oct 2025
Sora Not Sorry
S28E3 / 12 Nov 2025
Turkey Trot
S28E4 / 26 Nov 2025
The Crap Out
S28E5 / 10 Dec 2025
Trey Parker
Eric Cartman / Stan Marsh (voice)
Matt Stone
Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick (voice)
Mona Marshall
Sheila Broflovski (voice)
