S01E13: The Ugliest Weenie - Part One
Cow writes a play called The Ugliest Weenie, -- a sad tale about an ugly, deformed weenie in a pack of otherwise beautiful weenies (hotdogs).
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Season 1
Field Trip to Folsom Prison
S1E1 / 16 Sep 1997
The Girl's Bathroom
S1E2 / 16 Sep 1997
This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge
S1E3 / 16 Sep 1997
Supermodel Cow
S1E4 / 22 Jul 1997
Part-Time Job
S1E5 / 22 Jul 1997
I.R. on Sun
S1E6 / 22 Jul 1997
Alive!
S1E7 / 29 Jul 1997
Who is Super Cow?
S1E8 / 29 Jul 1997
Deep Sea Tour
S1E9 / 29 Jul 1997
Confused
S1E10 / 05 Aug 1997
The Molting Fairy
S1E11 / 05 Aug 1997
I.R. Gentlemans
S1E12 / 05 Aug 1997
The Ugliest Weenie - Part One
S1E13 / 12 Aug 1997
I Are Big Star
S1E14 / 12 Aug 1997
The Ugliest Weenie - Epilogue
S1E15 / 12 Aug 1997
Crash Dive!
S1E16 / 19 Aug 1997
Happy Meat
S1E17 / 19 Aug 1997
Power of Odor
S1E18 / 19 Aug 1997
School Bully
S1E19 / 26 Aug 1997
Time Machine
S1E20 / 26 Aug 1997
Ping Pong at Sea
S1E21 / 26 Aug 1997
Orthodontic Police
S1E22 / 02 Sep 1997
The Cow with Four Eyes!
S1E23 / 02 Sep 1997
Disease Fiesta
S1E24 / 02 Sep 1997
Cow's Instincts... Don't It?
S1E25 / 09 Sep 1997
Ballerina Cow
S1E26 / 09 Sep 1997
I.R. Plant Life
S1E27 / 09 Sep 1997
Chicken's First Kiss
S1E28 / 02 Dec 1997
Squirt the Daisies
S1E29 / 02 Dec 1997
I Am Ambassador
S1E30 / 23 Sep 1997
Lawnmower Chicken
S1E31 / 09 Dec 1997
Cow Loves Piles
S1E32 / 09 Dec 1997
Law of Gravity
S1E33 / 09 Dec 1997
Space Cow
S1E34 / 23 Sep 1997
The Legend of SailCat
S1E35 / 23 Sep 1997
Happy Baboon Holidays
S1E36 / 02 Dec 1997
Head Hunting in Oregon
S1E37 / 16 Dec 1997
The King and Queen of Cheese
S1E38 / 16 Dec 1997
I. Architect
S1E39 / 16 Dec 1997
Season 2
Fluffy the Anaconda
S2E1 / 13 Jan 1998
The Laughing Puddle
S2E2 / 13 Jan 1998I.R. Mommy
S2E3 / 13 Jan 1998
Pirate Lessons
S2E4 / 20 Jan 1998
Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast
S2E5 / 20 Jan 1998I Am Deity
S2E6 / 20 Jan 1998
Tongue Sandwich
S2E7 / 27 Jan 1998
Dream Date Chicken
S2E8 / 27 Jan 1998I Am Crybaby
S2E9 / 27 Jan 1998
Sumo Cow
S2E10 / 03 Feb 1998
Comet!
S2E11 / 03 Feb 1998I.R.'s Phantom Foot
S2E12 / 03 Feb 1998
Dirty Laundry
S2E13 / 10 Feb 1998
Grizzly Beaver Safari
S2E14 / 10 Feb 1998Queen of DeNile
S2E15 / 10 Feb 1998
Which Came First?
S2E16 / 17 Feb 1998
Boneless Kite
S2E17 / 17 Feb 1998I Are Music Man
S2E18 / 17 Feb 1998
Buffalo Gals
S2E19 / 20 Feb 1998
Cow and Chicken Reclining
S2E20 / 20 Feb 1998I Am My Lifetime
S2E21 / 24 Feb 1998
Free Inside!
S2E22 / 03 Mar 1998
Journey to the Center of Cow
S2E23 / 03 Mar 1998I.R. Pixie Fairie
S2E24 / 03 Mar 1998
The Karate Chick
S2E25 / 10 Mar 1998
Yard Sale
S2E26 / 10 Mar 1998I.R. Ice Fisher
S2E27 / 10 Mar 1998
Meet Lance Sackless
S2E28 / 17 Mar 1998
Who's Afraid of the Dark?
S2E29 / 17 Mar 1998I.R. Role Model
S2E30 / 17 Mar 1998
The Bad News Plastic Surgeons
S2E31 / 24 Mar 1998
The Exchange Student
S2E32 / 24 Mar 1998I.R. in Wrong Cartoon
S2E33 / 24 Mar 1998
Child Star
S2E34 / 31 Mar 1998
Perpetual Energy
S2E35 / 31 Mar 1998My Friend, the Smart Banana
S2E36 / 31 Mar 1998
Bad Chicken
S2E37 / 07 Apr 1998
Stay Awake
S2E38 / 07 Apr 1998I.R. Wild Baboon
S2E39 / 07 Apr 1998
Season 3
Can Cow Come Out and Play?
S3E1 / 15 Aug 1998
Horn Envy
S3E2 / 15 Aug 1998Time Weasel
S3E3 / 15 Aug 1998
Goin' My Way?
S3E4 / 22 Aug 1998
The Babysitter
S3E5 / 22 Aug 1998The Hole
S3E6 / 22 Aug 1998
Cow Fly
S3E7 / 29 Aug 1998
Where Am I?
S3E8 / 29 Aug 1998I Stand Corrected
S3E9 / 22 Aug 1998
Sergeant Weenie Arms
S3E10 / 05 Sep 1998
Sow & Chicken
S3E11 / 05 Sep 1998I Am Bush Pilot
S3E12 / 05 Sep 1998
Me an' My Dog
S3E13 / 12 Sep 1998
Cow's Dream Catcher
S3E14 / 12 Sep 1998Dessert Island
S3E15 / 12 Sep 1998
Grandma at the Mall
S3E16 / 19 Sep 1998
Chicken in the Bathroom
S3E17 / 19 Sep 1998Unsinkable I.R.
S3E18 / 19 Sep 1998
Chickens Don't Fly
S3E19 / 26 Sep 1998
P.E.
S3E20 / 26 Sep 1998I Am Vampire
S3E21 / 26 Sep 1998
Playin' Hookie
S3E22 / 03 Oct 1998
Chicken Lips
S3E23 / 03 Oct 1998Honey I Are Home
S3E24 / 03 Oct 1998
The Day I Was Born
S3E25 / 10 Oct 1998
Factory Follies
S3E26 / 10 Oct 1998Driver's Sped
S3E27 / 10 Oct 1998
101 Uses for Cow and Chicken
S3E28 / 17 Oct 1998
Intelligent Life?
S3E29 / 17 Oct 1998A Tree Story
S3E30 / 17 Oct 1998
Be Careful What You Wish For
S3E31 / 24 Oct 1998
Lost At Sea
S3E32 / 24 Oct 1998I.R. Do
S3E33 / 24 Oct 1998
Night of the Ed
S3E34 / 01 Nov 1998
Cow's Pie
S3E35 / 01 Nov 1998I Are Good Dog!
S3E36 / 01 Nov 1998
Professor Longhorn Steer
S3E37 / 03 May 1999
A Couple of Skating Fools
S3E38 / 03 May 1999He Said, He Said.
S3E39 / 03 May 1999
Season 4
Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal
S4E1 / 26 Apr 1999
Black Sheep of the Family
S4E2 / 26 Apr 1999Enemy Camp
S4E3 / 26 Apr 1999
The Full Mounty
S4E4 / 04 May 1999
Mall Cop
S4E5 / 04 May 1999I Am Clichéd
S4E6 / 04 May 1999
Cow's Toys
S4E7 / 28 Apr 1999
I Scream, Man
S4E8 / 28 Apr 1999I Are Gladiator
S4E9 / 28 Apr 1999
Cloud Nine
S4E10 / 29 Apr 1999
Send in the Clowns
S4E11 / 29 Apr 1999Revolutionary Weasel
S4E12 / 29 Apr 1999
The Big Move
S4E13 / 27 Apr 1999
Cow's Magic Blanket
S4E14 / 27 Apr 1999I Are Ghost
S4E15 / 27 Apr 1999
Snail Boy
S4E16 / 05 May 1999
The Penalty Wheel
S4E17 / 05 May 1999The Magnificent Motorbikini
S4E18 / 05 May 1999
Invisible Cow
S4E19 / 06 May 1999
Monster in the Closet
S4E20 / 06 May 1999I Am Hairstylist
S4E21 / 06 May 1999
Chicken's Fairy Tale
S4E22 / 30 Apr 1999
Magic Chicken
S4E23 / 30 Apr 1999I Am Whale Captain
S4E24 / 30 Apr 1999
Major Wedgie
S4E25 / 07 May 1999
The Loneliest Cow
S4E26 / 07 May 1999Dream Weasel
S4E27 / 07 May 1999
Cow's Horse
S4E28 / 18 Jun 1999
Cow's a Beauty
S4E29 / 18 Jun 1999The Baboon's Paw
S4E30 / 18 Jun 1999
Piano Lessons
S4E31 / 30 Jun 1999
Red Butler
S4E32 / 30 Jun 1999The Sackless Games
S4E33 / 30 Jun 1999
Duck, Duck Chicken!
S4E34 / 16 Jul 1999
The Great Pantzini
S4E35 / 16 Jul 1999Who Rubbed Out Cow and Chicken?
S4E36 / 16 Jul 1999
The Cow and Chicken Blues
S4E37 / 13 Aug 1999
The Ballad of Cow and Chicken
S4E38 / 13 Aug 1999I Are Good Salesmans
S4E39 / 13 Aug 1999
Charlie Adler
Cow / Chicken / The Red Guy / I.R. Baboon (voice)
Candi Milo
Mom (voice)
Dee Bradley Baker
Dad (voice)
