S05E09: Teenage Vampires and a White Russian
Bonnie is upset when her brother, Ray is arrested and calls Adam instead of her to bail him out. Also, Christy gets fired from her job at the restaurant.
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Season 1
Pilot
S1E1 / 23 Sep 2013
A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon
S1E2 / 30 Sep 2013
A Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork
S1E3 / 07 Oct 2013
Loathing and Tube Socks
S1E4 / 14 Oct 2013
Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag
S1E5 / 21 Oct 2013
Abstinence and Pudding
S1E6 / 28 Oct 2013
Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast
S1E7 / 04 Nov 2013
Big Sur and Strawberry Lube
S1E8 / 11 Nov 2013
Zombies and Cobb Salad
S1E9 / 18 Nov 2013
Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges
S1E10 / 25 Nov 2013
Cotton Candy and Blended Fish
S1E11 / 02 Dec 2013
Corned Beef and Handcuffs
S1E12 / 16 Dec 2013
Hot Soup and Shingles
S1E13 / 13 Jan 2014
Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack
S1E14 / 20 Jan 2014
Fireballs and Bullet Holes
S1E15 / 27 Jan 2014
Nietzsche and a Beer Run
S1E16 / 03 Feb 2014
Jail Jail and Japanese Porn
S1E17 / 24 Feb 2014
Sonograms and Tube Tops
S1E18 / 03 Mar 2014
Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich
S1E19 / 17 Mar 2014
Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus
S1E20 / 24 Mar 2014
Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries
S1E21 / 31 Mar 2014
Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession
S1E22 / 14 Apr 2014
Season 2
Hepatitis and Lemon Zest
S2E1 / 30 Oct 2014
Figgy Pudding and the Rapture
S2E2 / 06 Nov 2014
Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide
S2E3 / 13 Nov 2014
Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage
S2E4 / 20 Nov 2014
Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica
S2E5 / 27 Nov 2014
Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt
S2E6 / 04 Dec 2014
Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate
S2E7 / 11 Dec 2014
Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale
S2E8 / 18 Dec 2014
Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint
S2E9 / 08 Jan 2015
Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse
S2E10 / 15 Jan 2015
Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling
S2E11 / 22 Jan 2015
Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony
S2E12 / 29 Jan 2015
Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz
S2E13 / 05 Feb 2015
Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin
S2E14 / 12 Feb 2015
Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car
S2E15 / 26 Feb 2015
Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike
S2E16 / 05 Mar 2015
A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head
S2E17 / 12 Mar 2015
Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne
S2E18 / 02 Apr 2015
Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous
S2E19 / 09 Apr 2015
Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari
S2E20 / 16 Apr 2015
Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain
S2E21 / 23 Apr 2015
Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation
S2E22 / 30 Apr 2015
Season 3
Terrorists and Gingerbread
S3E1 / 05 Nov 2015
Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb
S3E2 / 12 Nov 2015
Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar
S3E3 / 19 Nov 2015
Sawdust and Brisket
S3E4 / 26 Nov 2015
A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince
S3E5 / 10 Dec 2015
Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention
S3E6 / 17 Dec 2015
Kreplach and a Tiny Tush
S3E7 / 07 Jan 2016
Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip
S3E8 / 14 Jan 2016
My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip
S3E9 / 21 Jan 2016
Quaaludes and Crackerjack
S3E10 / 04 Feb 2016
Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver
S3E11 / 11 Feb 2016
Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride
S3E12 / 18 Feb 2016
Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side
S3E13 / 25 Feb 2016
Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken
S3E14 / 03 Mar 2016
Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound Baby
S3E15 / 10 Mar 2016
Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men
S3E16 / 07 Apr 2016
Caperberries and a Glass Eye
S3E17 / 14 Apr 2016
Beast Mode and Old People Kissing
S3E18 / 21 Apr 2016
A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle
S3E19 / 28 Apr 2016
Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake
S3E20 / 05 May 2016
Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy
S3E21 / 12 May 2016
Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden
S3E22 / 19 May 2016
Season 4
High-tops And Brown Jacket
S4E1 / 27 Oct 2016
Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop
S4E2 / 03 Nov 2016
Sparkling Water and Ba-Dinkers
S4E3 / 10 Nov 2016
Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare
S4E4 / 17 Nov 2016
Blow and a Free Mcmuffin
S4E5 / 24 Nov 2016
Xanax and a Baby Duck
S4E6 / 01 Dec 2016
Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie
S4E7 / 08 Dec 2016
Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn
S4E8 / 15 Dec 2016
Bad Hand and British Royalty
S4E9 / 05 Jan 2017
A Safe Word and a Rib Eye
S4E10 / 12 Jan 2017
Good Karma and the Big Weird
S4E11 / 19 Jan 2017
Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness
S4E12 / 02 Feb 2017
A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm
S4E13 / 09 Feb 2017
Roast Chicken and a Funny Story
S4E14 / 16 Feb 2017
Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin
S4E15 / 23 Feb 2017
Martinis and a Sponge Bath
S4E16 / 09 Mar 2017
Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog
S4E17 / 30 Mar 2017
Tush Push and Some Radishes
S4E18 / 06 Apr 2017
Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute
S4E19 / 13 Apr 2017
A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold
S4E20 / 27 Apr 2017
A Few Thongs and a Hawaii Funeral
S4E21 / 04 May 2017
Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet
S4E22 / 11 May 2017
Season 5
Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes
S5E1 / 02 Nov 2017
Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's
S5E2 / 09 Nov 2017
A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion
S5E3 / 16 Nov 2017
Fancy Crackers and Giant Women
S5E4 / 23 Nov 2017
Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy
S5E5 / 30 Nov 2017
Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye
S5E6 / 07 Dec 2017
Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros
S5E7 / 14 Dec 2017
An Epi-pen and a Security Cat
S5E8 / 21 Dec 2017
Teenage Vampires and a White Russian
S5E9 / 04 Jan 2018
A Bear and a Bladder Infection
S5E10 / 11 Jan 2018
Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People
S5E11 / 18 Jan 2018
Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal
S5E12 / 01 Feb 2018
Pudding and a Screen Door
S5E13 / 01 Mar 2018
Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe
S5E14 / 08 Mar 2018
Esta Loca and a Little Klingon
S5E15 / 29 Mar 2018
Eight Cats and the Hat Show
S5E16 / 05 Apr 2018
Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head
S5E17 / 12 Apr 2018
Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire
S5E18 / 19 Apr 2018
A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress
S5E19 / 26 Apr 2018
Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots
S5E20 / 03 May 2018
Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle
S5E21 / 10 May 2018
Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head
S5E22 / 10 May 2018
Season 6
Pre-Washed Lettuce and a Mime
S6E1 / 27 Sep 2018
Go-Go Boots and a Butt Cushion
S6E2 / 04 Oct 2018
Ambulance Chasers and a Babbling Brook
S6E3 / 11 Oct 2018
Big Sauce and Coconut Water
S6E4 / 18 Oct 2018
Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous
S6E5 / 25 Oct 2018
Cottage Cheese and a Weird Buzz
S6E6 / 01 Nov 2018
Puzzle Club and a Closet Party
S6E7 / 08 Nov 2018
Jell-O Shots and the Truth About Santa
S6E8 / 15 Nov 2018
Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo
S6E9 / 29 Nov 2018
Flamingos and a Dance-Based Exercise Class
S6E10 / 06 Dec 2018
Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates
S6E11 / 13 Dec 2018
Hacky Sack and a Beautiful Experience
S6E12 / 10 Jan 2019
Big Floor Pillows and a Ball of Fire
S6E13 / 17 Jan 2019
Kalamazoo and a Bad Wedge of Brie
S6E14 / 31 Jan 2019
Sparkling Banter and a Failing Steel Town
S6E15 / 14 Feb 2019
Skippy and the Knowledge Hole
S6E16 / 21 Feb 2019
A Dark Closet and Therapy with Horses
S6E17 / 07 Mar 2019
Soup Town and a Little Blonde Mongoose
S6E18 / 04 Apr 2019
Lumbar Support and Old Pork
S6E19 / 18 Apr 2019
Triple Dip and an Overhand Grip
S6E20 / 25 Apr 2019
Fingers Guns and a Beef Bourguignon
S6E21 / 02 May 2019
Crazy Hair and a Teeny Tiny Part of Canada
S6E22 / 09 May 2019
Season 7
Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Pepper
S7E1 / 26 Sep 2019
Pop Pop and a Puma
S7E2 / 03 Oct 2019
Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking
S7E3 / 10 Oct 2019
Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird
S7E4 / 17 Oct 2019
Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us
S7E5 / 24 Oct 2019
Wile E. Coyote and a Pretentious Douche
S7E6 / 07 Nov 2019
Pork Butt and a Mall Walker
S7E7 / 14 Nov 2019
Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism
S7E8 / 21 Nov 2019
Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff
S7E9 / 05 Dec 2019
Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show
S7E10 / 12 Dec 2019
One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress
S7E11 / 09 Jan 2020
Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome
S7E12 / 16 Jan 2020
Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors
S7E13 / 30 Jan 2020
Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus
S7E14 / 06 Feb 2020
Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List
S7E15 / 13 Feb 2020
Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll
S7E16 / 20 Feb 2020
Beef Baloney Dan and a Sarcastic No
S7E17 / 05 Mar 2020
A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers
S7E18 / 12 Mar 2020
Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival
S7E19 / 02 Apr 2020
Big Sad Eyes and a Antique Hot Dog
S7E20 / 16 Apr 2020
Season 8
Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police
S8E1 / 05 Nov 2020
Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-Boo Error
S8E2 / 12 Nov 2020
Tang and a Safe Space for Everybody
S8E3 / 19 Nov 2020
Astronauts and Fat Trimmings
S8E4 / 03 Dec 2020
Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop
S8E5 / 17 Dec 2020
Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick
S8E6 / 21 Jan 2021
S’Mores and a Sadness Cocoon
S8E7 / 11 Feb 2021
Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell
S8E8 / 18 Feb 2021
Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies
S8E9 / 25 Feb 2021
Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man
S8E10 / 04 Mar 2021
Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary
S8E11 / 11 Mar 2021
Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic
S8E12 / 01 Apr 2021
Klondike-Five and a Secret Family
S8E13 / 08 Apr 2021
Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy
S8E14 / 15 Apr 2021
Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear
S8E15 / 22 Apr 2021
Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak
S8E16 / 29 Apr 2021
A Community Hero and a Wide Turn
S8E17 / 06 May 2021
My Kinda People and the Big To-Do
S8E18 / 13 May 2021
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