S03E09: My Dirty Secret
Elliot feels uneasy with the proper terms for sexual organs, especially after performing a pelvic exam; J.D.'s patient refuses to have surgery for prostate cancer.
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Season 1
My First Day
S1E1 / 02 Oct 2001
My Mentor
S1E2 / 04 Oct 2001
My Best Friend's Mistake
S1E3 / 09 Oct 2001
My Old Lady
S1E4 / 16 Oct 2001
My Two Dads
S1E5 / 23 Oct 2001
My Bad
S1E6 / 30 Oct 2001
My Super Ego
S1E7 / 06 Nov 2001
My Fifteen Minutes
S1E8 / 15 Nov 2001
My Day Off
S1E9 / 20 Nov 2001
My Nickname
S1E10 / 27 Nov 2001
My Own Personal Jesus
S1E11 / 11 Dec 2001
My Blind Date
S1E12 / 08 Jan 2002
My Balancing Act
S1E13 / 15 Jan 2002
My Drug Buddy
S1E14 / 22 Jan 2002
My Bed Banter & Beyond
S1E15 / 05 Feb 2002
My Heavy Meddle
S1E16 / 26 Feb 2002
My Student
S1E17 / 05 Mar 2002
My Tuscaloosa Heart
S1E18 / 12 Mar 2002
My Old Man
S1E19 / 09 Apr 2002
My Way or the Highway
S1E20 / 16 Apr 2002
My Sacrificial Clam
S1E21 / 30 Apr 2002
My Occurrence
S1E22 / 07 May 2002
My Hero
S1E23 / 14 May 2002
My Last Day
S1E24 / 21 May 2002
Season 2
My Overkill
S2E1 / 26 Sep 2002
My Nightingale
S2E2 / 03 Oct 2002
My Case Study
S2E3 / 10 Oct 2002
My Big Mouth
S2E4 / 17 Oct 2002
My New Coat
S2E5 / 24 Oct 2002
My Big Brother
S2E6 / 31 Oct 2002
My First Step
S2E7 / 07 Nov 2002
My Fruit Cups
S2E8 / 14 Nov 2002
My Lucky Day
S2E9 / 05 Dec 2002
My Monster
S2E10 / 12 Dec 2002
My Sex Buddy
S2E11 / 02 Jan 2003
My New Old Friend
S2E12 / 09 Jan 2003
My Philosophy
S2E13 / 16 Jan 2003
My Brother, My Keeper
S2E14 / 23 Jan 2003
His Story
S2E15 / 30 Jan 2003
My Karma
S2E16 / 20 Feb 2003
My Own Private Practice Guy
S2E17 / 13 Mar 2003
My T.C.W.
S2E18 / 20 Mar 2003
My Kingdom
S2E19 / 27 Mar 2003
My Interpretation
S2E20 / 03 Apr 2003
My Drama Queen
S2E21 / 10 Apr 2003
My Dream Job
S2E22 / 17 Apr 2003
Season 3
My Own American Girl
S3E1 / 02 Oct 2003
My Journey
S3E2 / 09 Oct 2003
My White Whale
S3E3 / 23 Oct 2003
My Lucky Night
S3E4 / 30 Oct 2003
My Brother, Where Art Thou?
S3E5 / 06 Nov 2003
My Advice to You
S3E6 / 13 Nov 2003
My Fifteen Seconds
S3E7 / 20 Nov 2003
My Friend the Doctor
S3E8 / 04 Dec 2003
My Dirty Secret
S3E9 / 11 Dec 2003
My Rule of Thumb
S3E10 / 22 Jan 2004
My Clean Break
S3E11 / 03 Feb 2004
My Catalyst
S3E12 / 10 Feb 2004
My Porcelain God
S3E13 / 17 Feb 2004
My Screw Up
S3E14 / 24 Feb 2004
My Tormented Mentor
S3E15 / 02 Mar 2004
My Butterfly
S3E16 / 16 Mar 2004
My Moment of Un-Truth
S3E17 / 30 Mar 2004
His Story II
S3E18 / 06 Apr 2004
My Choosiest Choice of All
S3E19 / 20 Apr 2004
My Fault
S3E20 / 22 Apr 2004
My Self-Examination
S3E21 / 27 Apr 2004
My Best Friend's Wedding
S3E22 / 04 May 2004
Season 4
My Old Friend's New Friend
S4E1 / 31 Aug 2004
My Office
S4E2 / 07 Sep 2004
My New Game
S4E3 / 14 Sep 2004
My First Kill
S4E4 / 21 Sep 2004
Her Story
S4E5 / 28 Sep 2004
My Cake
S4E6 / 12 Oct 2004
My Common Enemy
S4E7 / 19 Oct 2004
My Last Chance
S4E8 / 26 Oct 2004
My Malpractical Decision
S4E9 / 09 Nov 2004
My Female Trouble
S4E10 / 16 Nov 2004
My Unicorn
S4E11 / 23 Nov 2004
My Best Moment
S4E12 / 07 Dec 2004
My Ocardial Infarction
S4E13 / 18 Jan 2005
My Lucky Charm
S4E14 / 25 Jan 2005
My Hypocritical Oath
S4E15 / 01 Feb 2005
My Quarantine
S4E16 / 08 Feb 2005
My Life in Four Cameras
S4E17 / 15 Feb 2005
My Roommates
S4E18 / 22 Feb 2005
My Best Laid Plans
S4E19 / 01 Mar 2005
My Boss's Free Haircut
S4E20 / 29 Mar 2005
My Lips Are Sealed
S4E21 / 05 Apr 2005
My Big Move
S4E22 / 12 Apr 2005
My Faith in Humanity
S4E23 / 19 Apr 2005
My Drive-By
S4E24 / 26 Apr 2005
My Changing Ways
S4E25 / 10 May 2005
Season 5
My Intern's Eyes
S5E1 / 03 Jan 2006
My Rite of Passage
S5E2 / 03 Jan 2006
My Day at the Races
S5E3 / 10 Jan 2006
My Jiggly Ball
S5E4 / 10 Jan 2006
My New God
S5E5 / 17 Jan 2006
My Missed Perception
S5E6 / 17 Jan 2006
My Way Home
S5E7 / 24 Jan 2006
My Big Bird
S5E8 / 24 Jan 2006
My Half-Acre
S5E9 / 07 Feb 2006
Her Story II
S5E10 / 07 Feb 2006
My Buddy's Booty
S5E11 / 28 Feb 2006
My Cabbage
S5E12 / 28 Feb 2006
My Five Stages
S5E13 / 07 Mar 2006
My Own Personal Hell
S5E14 / 14 Mar 2006
My Extra Mile
S5E15 / 21 Mar 2006
My Bright Idea
S5E16 / 28 Mar 2006
My Chopped Liver
S5E17 / 04 Apr 2006
My New Suit
S5E18 / 11 Apr 2006
His Story III
S5E19 / 18 Apr 2006
My Lunch
S5E20 / 25 Apr 2006
My Fallen Idol
S5E21 / 02 May 2006
My Déjà vu, My Déjà vu
S5E22 / 09 May 2006
My Urologist
S5E23 / 16 May 2006
My Transition
S5E24 / 16 May 2006
Season 6
My Mirror Image
S6E1 / 30 Nov 2006
My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby
S6E2 / 07 Dec 2006
My Coffee
S6E3 / 14 Dec 2006
My House
S6E4 / 04 Jan 2007
My Friend with Money
S6E5 / 11 Jan 2007
My Musical
S6E6 / 18 Jan 2007
His Story IV
S6E7 / 01 Feb 2007
My Road to Nowhere
S6E8 / 08 Feb 2007
My Perspective
S6E9 / 15 Feb 2007
My Therapeutic Month
S6E10 / 22 Feb 2007
My Night to Remember
S6E11 / 01 Mar 2007
My Fishbowl
S6E12 / 08 Mar 2007
My Scrubs
S6E13 / 15 Mar 2007
My No Good Reason
S6E14 / 22 Mar 2007
My Long Goodbye
S6E15 / 05 Apr 2007
My Words of Wisdom
S6E16 / 12 Apr 2007
Their Story
S6E17 / 19 Apr 2007
My Turf War
S6E18 / 26 Apr 2007
My Cold Shower
S6E19 / 03 May 2007
My Conventional Wisdom
S6E20 / 10 May 2007
My Rabbit
S6E21 / 17 May 2007
My Point of No Return
S6E22 / 17 May 2007
Season 7
My Own Worst Enemy
S7E1 / 25 Oct 2007
My Hard Labor
S7E2 / 01 Nov 2007
My Inconvenient Truth
S7E3 / 08 Nov 2007
My Identity Crisis
S7E4 / 15 Nov 2007
My Growing Pains
S7E5 / 29 Nov 2007
My Number One Doctor
S7E6 / 06 Dec 2007
My Bad Too
S7E7 / 10 Apr 2008
My Manhood
S7E8 / 17 Apr 2008
My Dumb Luck
S7E9 / 24 Apr 2008
My Waste of Time
S7E10 / 01 May 2008
My Princess
S7E11 / 08 May 2008
Season 8
My Jerks
S8E1 / 06 Jan 2009
My Last Words
S8E2 / 06 Jan 2009
My Saving Grace
S8E3 / 13 Jan 2009
My Happy Place
S8E4 / 13 Jan 2009
My ABC's
S8E5 / 27 Jan 2009
My Cookie Pants
S8E6 / 27 Jan 2009
My New Role
S8E7 / 03 Feb 2009
My Lawyer's in Love
S8E8 / 03 Feb 2009
My Absence
S8E9 / 10 Feb 2009
My Comedy Show
S8E10 / 10 Feb 2009
My Nah Nah Nah
S8E11 / 18 Mar 2009
Their Story II
S8E12 / 25 Mar 2009
My Full Moon
S8E13 / 01 Apr 2009
My Soul on Fire (1)
S8E14 / 08 Apr 2009
My Soul on Fire (2)
S8E15 / 15 Apr 2009
My Cuz
S8E16 / 22 Apr 2009
My Chief Concern
S8E17 / 05 May 2009
My Finale
S8E18 / 06 May 2009
Season 9
Our First Day of School
S9E1 / 01 Dec 2009
Our Drunk Friend
S9E2 / 01 Dec 2009
Our Role Models
S9E3 / 08 Dec 2009
Our Histories
S9E4 / 15 Dec 2009
Our Mysteries
S9E5 / 22 Dec 2009
Our New Girl-Bro
S9E6 / 01 Jan 2010
Our White Coats
S9E7 / 05 Jan 2010
Our Couples
S9E8 / 05 Jan 2010
Our Stuff Gets Real
S9E9 / 12 Jan 2010
Our True Lies
S9E10 / 19 Jan 2010
Our Dear Leaders
S9E11 / 26 Jan 2010
Our Driving Issues
S9E12 / 10 Mar 2010
Our Thanks
S9E13 / 17 Mar 2010
Zach Braff
John 'J.D.' Dorian
Donald Faison
Christopher Turk
John C. McGinley
Perry Cox
Eliza Coupe
Denise Mahoney
Kerry Bishé
Lucy Bennett
Michael Mosley
Drew Suffin
