S02E03: The Policeman Cometh

We pick up the action mere moments after the close of the previous episode, as the airmen-filled cow narrowly escapes being milked by a German patrol while awaiting the landing of the plane. As they watch in disappointment, the plane does not land, and instead jettisoning two parachutes, one of which yields a new escape package; the other, Officer Crabtree, sent from "British Ontelligence Headquitters". Disguised as a policeman, he is supposed to blend in. Unfortunately, his French is abominable, getting the vowels wrong as often as not. Meanwhile, the plan to blow up the non-painting-filled knockwurst on its way to Hitler has hit a snag: René can't find anyone to blow up the train.

Season 2

Gorden Kaye
Gorden Kaye
René Artois
Carmen Silvera
Carmen Silvera
Edith Artois
Vicki Michelle
Vicki Michelle
Yvette Carte-Blanche
Richard Marner
Richard Marner
Colonel Kurt von Strohm
Kim Hartman
Kim Hartman
Private Helga Geerhart
Guy Siner
Guy Siner
Lieutenant Hubert Gruber
Kirsten Cooke
Kirsten Cooke
Michelle Dubois
Rose Hill
Rose Hill
Madame Fanny