S05E12: Who's for the Vatican?
A medal for bravery, a suicide pill and a hide-out in the Vatican introduce an old habit to René.
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Season 1
The British 'ave Come
S1E1 / 07 Sep 1984
Pigeon Post
S1E2 / 14 Sep 1984
Saville Row to the Rescue
S1E3 / 21 Sep 1984
The Execution
S1E4 / 28 Sep 1984
The Funeral
S1E5 / 05 Oct 1984
Red Nick's Colonel
S1E6 / 19 Oct 1984
The Dance of Hitler Youth
S1E7 / 26 Oct 1984
Season 2
Six Big Boobies
S2E1 / 21 Oct 1985
The Wooing of Widow Artois
S2E2 / 28 Oct 1985
The Policeman Cometh
S2E3 / 04 Nov 1985
Swiftly and With Style
S2E4 / 11 Nov 1985
The Duel
S2E5 / 18 Nov 1985
Herr Flick's Revenge
S2E6 / 25 Nov 1985
Season 3
The Nicked Knockwurst
S3E1 / 05 Dec 1986
Gruber Does Some Mincing
S3E2 / 12 Dec 1986
The Sausage in the Wardrobe
S3E3 / 19 Dec 1986
Flight of Fancy
S3E4 / 26 Dec 1986
Pretty Maids All in a Row
S3E5 / 02 Jan 1987
The Great Un-Escape
S3E6 / 09 Jan 1987
Season 4
Prisoners of War
S4E1 / 07 Nov 1987
Camp Dance
S4E2 / 14 Nov 1987
Good Staff Are Hard to Find
S4E3 / 21 Nov 1987
The Flying Nun
S4E4 / 28 Nov 1987
The Sausage in the Trousers
S4E5 / 05 Dec 1987
The Jet-Propelled Mother-in-Law
S4E6 / 12 Dec 1987
Season 5
Desperate Doings in the Dungeon
S5E1 / 03 Sep 1988
The Camera in the Potato
S5E2 / 10 Sep 1988
Dinner with the General
S5E3 / 17 Sep 1988
The Dreaded Circular Saw
S5E4 / 24 Sep 1988
Otherwise Engaged
S5E5 / 01 Oct 1988
A Marriage of Inconvenience
S5E6 / 08 Oct 1988
No Hiding Place
S5E7 / 15 Oct 1988
The Arrival of the Homing Duck
S5E8 / 22 Oct 1988
Watch the Birdie
S5E9 / 29 Oct 1988
René - Under an Assumed Nose
S5E10 / 05 Nov 1988
The Confusion of the Generals
S5E11 / 12 Nov 1988
Who's for the Vatican?
S5E12 / 19 Nov 1988
Ribbing the Bonk
S5E13 / 26 Nov 1988
The Reluctant Millionaires
S5E14 / 03 Dec 1988
A Duck for Launch
S5E15 / 10 Dec 1988
The Exploding Bedpan
S5E16 / 17 Dec 1988
Going Like a Bomb
S5E17 / 24 Dec 1988
Money to Burn
S5E18 / 31 Dec 1988
Puddings Can Go Off
S5E19 / 07 Jan 1989
Land Mines for London
S5E20 / 14 Jan 1989
Flight to Geneva
S5E21 / 21 Jan 1989
Train of Events
S5E22 / 28 Jan 1989
An Enigma Variation
S5E23 / 04 Feb 1989
Wedding Bloss
S5E24 / 11 Feb 1989
Down the Drain
S5E25 / 18 Feb 1989
All in Disgeese
S5E26 / 25 Feb 1989
Season 6
Desperate Doings in the Graveyard
S6E1 / 02 Sep 1989
The Gestapo for the High Jump
S6E2 / 09 Sep 1989
The Nouvion Oars
S6E3 / 16 Sep 1989
The Nicked Airmen
S6E4 / 23 Sep 1989
The Airmen De-Nicked
S6E5 / 30 Sep 1989
The Crooked Fences
S6E6 / 07 Oct 1989
Crabtree's Podgeon Pist
S6E7 / 14 Oct 1989
Rising to the Occasion
S6E8 / 21 Oct 1989
Season 7
A Quiet Honeymoon
S7E1 / 05 Jan 1991
An Almighty Bang
S7E2 / 12 Jan 1991
Fleeing Monks
S7E3 / 26 Jan 1991
Up the Crick Without a Piddle
S7E4 / 02 Feb 1991
The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic
S7E5 / 02 Feb 1991
The Spirit of Nouvion
S7E6 / 16 Feb 1991
Leg It to Spain!
S7E7 / 23 Feb 1991
Prior Engagements
S7E8 / 02 Mar 1991
Soup and Sausage
S7E9 / 09 Mar 1991
René of the Gypsies
S7E10 / 16 Mar 1991
Season 8
Arousing Suspicions
S8E1 / 12 Jan 1992
A Woman Never Lies
S8E2 / 19 Jan 1992
Hitler's Last Heil
S8E3 / 26 Jan 1992
Awful Wedded Wife
S8E4 / 02 Feb 1992
Firing Squashed
S8E5 / 16 Feb 1992
A Fishful of Francs
S8E6 / 23 Feb 1992
Swan Song
S8E7 / 01 Mar 1992
Season 9
Gone with the Windmill
S9E1 / 09 Nov 1992
Missing and Presumed Dead
S9E2 / 16 Nov 1992
Rene Artois Is Still Dead
S9E3 / 23 Nov 1992
Tarts and Flickers
S9E4 / 30 Nov 1992
A Fishy Send-Off
S9E5 / 07 Dec 1992
A Winkle in Time
S9E6 / 14 Dec 1992
Gorden Kaye
René Artois
Carmen Silvera
Edith Artois
Vicki Michelle
Yvette Carte-Blanche
Richard Marner
Colonel Kurt von Strohm
Kim Hartman
Private Helga Geerhart
Guy Siner
Lieutenant Hubert Gruber
Kirsten Cooke
Michelle Dubois
