S05E16: The Exploding Bedpan
While under interrogation, Alfonse's dicky ticker starts playing up, and he is whisked to hospital. He must be either rescued or eliminated before he can spill the beans about the stolen Gestapo money.
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Season 1
The British 'ave Come
S1E1 / 07 Sep 1984
Pigeon Post
S1E2 / 14 Sep 1984
Saville Row to the Rescue
S1E3 / 21 Sep 1984
The Execution
S1E4 / 28 Sep 1984
The Funeral
S1E5 / 05 Oct 1984
Red Nick's Colonel
S1E6 / 19 Oct 1984
The Dance of Hitler Youth
S1E7 / 26 Oct 1984
Season 2
Six Big Boobies
S2E1 / 21 Oct 1985
The Wooing of Widow Artois
S2E2 / 28 Oct 1985
The Policeman Cometh
S2E3 / 04 Nov 1985
Swiftly and With Style
S2E4 / 11 Nov 1985
The Duel
S2E5 / 18 Nov 1985
Herr Flick's Revenge
S2E6 / 25 Nov 1985
Season 3
The Nicked Knockwurst
S3E1 / 05 Dec 1986
Gruber Does Some Mincing
S3E2 / 12 Dec 1986
The Sausage in the Wardrobe
S3E3 / 19 Dec 1986
Flight of Fancy
S3E4 / 26 Dec 1986
Pretty Maids All in a Row
S3E5 / 02 Jan 1987
The Great Un-Escape
S3E6 / 09 Jan 1987
Season 4
Prisoners of War
S4E1 / 07 Nov 1987
Camp Dance
S4E2 / 14 Nov 1987
Good Staff Are Hard to Find
S4E3 / 21 Nov 1987
The Flying Nun
S4E4 / 28 Nov 1987
The Sausage in the Trousers
S4E5 / 05 Dec 1987
The Jet-Propelled Mother-in-Law
S4E6 / 12 Dec 1987
Season 5
Desperate Doings in the Dungeon
S5E1 / 03 Sep 1988
The Camera in the Potato
S5E2 / 10 Sep 1988
Dinner with the General
S5E3 / 17 Sep 1988
The Dreaded Circular Saw
S5E4 / 24 Sep 1988
Otherwise Engaged
S5E5 / 01 Oct 1988
A Marriage of Inconvenience
S5E6 / 08 Oct 1988
No Hiding Place
S5E7 / 15 Oct 1988
The Arrival of the Homing Duck
S5E8 / 22 Oct 1988
Watch the Birdie
S5E9 / 29 Oct 1988
René - Under an Assumed Nose
S5E10 / 05 Nov 1988
The Confusion of the Generals
S5E11 / 12 Nov 1988
Who's for the Vatican?
S5E12 / 19 Nov 1988
Ribbing the Bonk
S5E13 / 26 Nov 1988
The Reluctant Millionaires
S5E14 / 03 Dec 1988
A Duck for Launch
S5E15 / 10 Dec 1988
The Exploding Bedpan
S5E16 / 17 Dec 1988
Going Like a Bomb
S5E17 / 24 Dec 1988
Money to Burn
S5E18 / 31 Dec 1988
Puddings Can Go Off
S5E19 / 07 Jan 1989
Land Mines for London
S5E20 / 14 Jan 1989
Flight to Geneva
S5E21 / 21 Jan 1989
Train of Events
S5E22 / 28 Jan 1989
An Enigma Variation
S5E23 / 04 Feb 1989
Wedding Bloss
S5E24 / 11 Feb 1989
Down the Drain
S5E25 / 18 Feb 1989
All in Disgeese
S5E26 / 25 Feb 1989
Season 6
Desperate Doings in the Graveyard
S6E1 / 02 Sep 1989
The Gestapo for the High Jump
S6E2 / 09 Sep 1989
The Nouvion Oars
S6E3 / 16 Sep 1989
The Nicked Airmen
S6E4 / 23 Sep 1989
The Airmen De-Nicked
S6E5 / 30 Sep 1989
The Crooked Fences
S6E6 / 07 Oct 1989
Crabtree's Podgeon Pist
S6E7 / 14 Oct 1989
Rising to the Occasion
S6E8 / 21 Oct 1989
Season 7
A Quiet Honeymoon
S7E1 / 05 Jan 1991
An Almighty Bang
S7E2 / 12 Jan 1991
Fleeing Monks
S7E3 / 26 Jan 1991
Up the Crick Without a Piddle
S7E4 / 02 Feb 1991
The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic
S7E5 / 02 Feb 1991
The Spirit of Nouvion
S7E6 / 16 Feb 1991
Leg It to Spain!
S7E7 / 23 Feb 1991
Prior Engagements
S7E8 / 02 Mar 1991
Soup and Sausage
S7E9 / 09 Mar 1991
René of the Gypsies
S7E10 / 16 Mar 1991
Season 8
Arousing Suspicions
S8E1 / 12 Jan 1992
A Woman Never Lies
S8E2 / 19 Jan 1992
Hitler's Last Heil
S8E3 / 26 Jan 1992
Awful Wedded Wife
S8E4 / 02 Feb 1992
Firing Squashed
S8E5 / 16 Feb 1992
A Fishful of Francs
S8E6 / 23 Feb 1992
Swan Song
S8E7 / 01 Mar 1992
Season 9
Gone with the Windmill
S9E1 / 09 Nov 1992
Missing and Presumed Dead
S9E2 / 16 Nov 1992
Rene Artois Is Still Dead
S9E3 / 23 Nov 1992
Tarts and Flickers
S9E4 / 30 Nov 1992
A Fishy Send-Off
S9E5 / 07 Dec 1992
A Winkle in Time
S9E6 / 14 Dec 1992
Gorden Kaye
René Artois
Carmen Silvera
Edith Artois
Vicki Michelle
Yvette Carte-Blanche
Richard Marner
Colonel Kurt von Strohm
Kim Hartman
Private Helga Geerhart
Guy Siner
Lieutenant Hubert Gruber
Kirsten Cooke
Michelle Dubois
