S01E30: Cupid Comes to Stalag 13
Colonel Klink is desperate after General Burkhalter plays matchmaker and pairs Klink with the general's sister, Gertude. Can Hogan deflect some of the Cupid's flying arrows away for the hapless, helpless Klink?
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Season 1
The Informer
S1E1 / 17 Sep 1965
Hold that Tiger
S1E2 / 24 Sep 1965
Kommandant of the Year
S1E3 / 01 Oct 1965
The Late Inspector General
S1E4 / 09 Oct 1965
The Flight of the Valkyrie
S1E5 / 15 Oct 1965
The Prisoner's Prisoner
S1E6 / 22 Oct 1965
German Bridge is Falling Down
S1E7 / 29 Oct 1965
Movies Are Your Best Escape
S1E8 / 05 Nov 1965
Go Light on the Heavy Water
S1E9 / 12 Nov 1965
Top Hat, White Tie and Bomb Sight
S1E10 / 19 Nov 1965
Happiness is a Warm Sergeant
S1E11 / 26 Nov 1965
The Scientist
S1E12 / 03 Dec 1965
Hogan's Hofbrau
S1E13 / 10 Dec 1965
Oil for the Lamps of Hogan
S1E14 / 17 Dec 1965
Reservations are Required
S1E15 / 24 Dec 1965
Anchors Aweigh, Men of Stalag 13
S1E16 / 31 Dec 1965
Happy Birthday, Adolf
S1E17 / 07 Jan 1966
The Gold Rush
S1E18 / 14 Jan 1966
Hello, Zolle
S1E19 / 21 Jan 1966
It Takes a Thief... Sometimes
S1E20 / 28 Jan 1966
The Great Impersonation
S1E21 / 04 Feb 1966
The Pizza Parlor
S1E22 / 11 Feb 1966
The 43rd, a Moving Story
S1E23 / 25 Feb 1966
How to Cook a German Goose by Radar
S1E24 / 04 Mar 1966
Psychic Kommandant
S1E25 / 11 Mar 1966
The Prince from the Phone Company
S1E26 / 18 Mar 1966
The Safecracker Suite
S1E27 / 25 Mar 1966
I Look Better in Basic Black
S1E28 / 01 Apr 1966
The Assassin
S1E29 / 08 Apr 1966
Cupid Comes to Stalag 13
S1E30 / 15 Apr 1966
The Flame Grows Higher
S1E31 / 22 Apr 1966
Request Permission to Escape
S1E32 / 29 Apr 1966
Season 2
Hogan Gives a Birthday Party
S2E1 / 16 Sep 1966
The Schultz Brigade
S2E2 / 23 Sep 1966
Diamonds in the Rough
S2E3 / 30 Sep 1966
Operation Briefcase
S2E4 / 07 Oct 1966
The Battle of Stalag 13
S2E5 / 14 Oct 1966
The Rise and Fall of Sergeant Schultz
S2E6 / 21 Oct 1966
Hogan Springs
S2E7 / 28 Oct 1966
A Klink, a Bomb and a Short Fuse
S2E8 / 04 Nov 1966
Tanks for the Memory
S2E9 / 11 Nov 1966
A Tiger Hunt In Paris (1)
S2E10 / 18 Nov 1966
A Tiger Hunt In Paris (2)
S2E11 / 25 Nov 1966
Will the Real Adolf Please Stand Up?
S2E12 / 02 Dec 1966
Don't Forget to Write
S2E13 / 09 Dec 1966
Klink's Rocket
S2E14 / 16 Dec 1966
Information Please
S2E15 / 23 Dec 1966
Art for Hogan's Sake
S2E16 / 30 Dec 1966
The General Swap
S2E17 / 06 Jan 1967
The Great Brinksmeyer Robbery
S2E18 / 13 Jan 1967
Praise the Führer and Pass the Ammunition
S2E19 / 20 Jan 1967
Hogan and the Lady Doctor
S2E20 / 27 Jan 1967
The Swing Shift
S2E21 / 03 Feb 1967
Heil Klink
S2E22 / 10 Feb 1967
Everyone Has a Brother-in-Law
S2E23 / 17 Feb 1967
Killer Klink
S2E24 / 24 Feb 1967
Reverend Kommandant Klink
S2E25 / 03 Mar 1967
The Most Escape-Proof Camp I've Ever Escaped From
S2E26 / 10 Mar 1967
The Tower
S2E27 / 17 Mar 1967
Colonel Klink's Secret Weapon
S2E28 / 24 Mar 1967
The Top Secret Top Coat
S2E29 / 31 Mar 1967
The Reluctant Target
S2E30 / 07 Apr 1967
Season 3
The Crittendon Plan
S3E1 / 09 Sep 1967
Some of Their Planes Are Missing
S3E2 / 16 Sep 1967
D-Day at Stalag 13
S3E3 / 23 Sep 1967
Sergeant Schultz Meets Mata Hari
S3E4 / 30 Sep 1967
Funny Thing Happened on the Way to London
S3E5 / 07 Oct 1967
Casanova Klink
S3E6 / 14 Oct 1967
How to Win Friends and Influence Nazis
S3E7 / 21 Oct 1967
Nights in Shining Armor
S3E8 / 28 Oct 1967
Hot Money
S3E9 / 04 Nov 1967
One in Every Crowd
S3E10 / 11 Nov 1967
Is General Hammerschlag Burning?
S3E11 / 18 Nov 1967
A Russian is Coming
S3E12 / 25 Nov 1967
An Evening of Generals
S3E13 / 02 Dec 1967
Everybody Loves a Snowman
S3E14 / 09 Dec 1967
The Hostage
S3E15 / 16 Dec 1967
Carter Turns Traitor
S3E16 / 23 Dec 1967
Two Nazis for the Price of One
S3E17 / 30 Dec 1967
Is There a Doctor in the House?
S3E18 / 06 Jan 1968
Hogan, Go Home
S3E19 / 13 Jan 1968
Sticky Wicket Newkirk
S3E20 / 20 Jan 1968
War Takes a Holiday
S3E21 / 27 Jan 1968
Duel of Honor
S3E22 / 03 Feb 1968
Axis Annie
S3E23 / 10 Feb 1968
What Time Does the Balloon Go Up?
S3E24 / 17 Feb 1968
LeBeau and the Little Old Lady
S3E25 / 24 Feb 1968
How to Escape From Prison Camp Without Really Trying
S3E26 / 02 Mar 1968
The Collector General
S3E27 / 09 Mar 1968
The Ultimate Weapon
S3E28 / 16 Mar 1968
Monkey Business
S3E29 / 23 Mar 1968
Drums Along the Dusseldorf
S3E30 / 30 Mar 1968
Season 4
Clearance Sale at the Black Market
S4E1 / 28 Sep 1968
Klink vs. the Gonculator
S4E2 / 05 Oct 1968
How to Catch a Papa Bear
S4E3 / 12 Oct 1968
Hogan's Trucking Service ... We Deliver the Factory to You
S4E4 / 19 Oct 1968
To the Gestapo with Love
S4E5 / 26 Oct 1968
Man's Best Friend is Not His Dog
S4E6 / 02 Nov 1968
Never Play Cards with Strangers
S4E7 / 09 Nov 1968
Color the Luftwaffe Red
S4E8 / 16 Nov 1968
Guess Who Came to Dinner?
S4E9 / 23 Nov 1968
No Names Please
S4E10 / 30 Nov 1968
Bad Day in Berlin
S4E11 / 07 Dec 1968
Will the Blue Baron Strike Again?
S4E12 / 14 Dec 1968
Will the Real Colonel Klink Please Stand Up Against the Wall?
S4E13 / 21 Dec 1968
Man in a Box
S4E14 / 28 Dec 1968
The Missing Klink
S4E15 / 04 Jan 1969
Who Stole My Copy of Mein Kampf?
S4E16 / 11 Jan 1969
Operation Hannibal
S4E17 / 18 Jan 1969
My Favorite Prisoner
S4E18 / 25 Jan 1969
Watch the Trains Go By
S4E19 / 01 Feb 1969
Klink's Old Flame
S4E20 / 08 Feb 1969
Up in Klink's Room
S4E21 / 15 Feb 1969
The Purchasing Plan
S4E22 / 22 Feb 1969
The Witness
S4E23 / 01 Mar 1969
The Big Dish
S4E24 / 08 Mar 1969
The Return of Major Bonacelli
S4E25 / 15 Mar 1969
Happy Birthday, Dear Hogan
S4E26 / 22 Mar 1969
Season 5
Hogan Goes Hollywood
S5E1 / 26 Sep 1969
The Well
S5E2 / 03 Oct 1969
The Klink Commandos
S5E3 / 10 Oct 1969
The Gasoline War
S5E4 / 17 Oct 1969
Unfair Exchange
S5E5 / 24 Oct 1969
The Kommandant Dies at Dawn
S5E6 / 31 Oct 1969
Bombsight
S5E7 / 07 Nov 1969
The Big Picture
S5E8 / 14 Nov 1969
The Big Gamble
S5E9 / 21 Nov 1969
The Defector
S5E10 / 28 Nov 1969
The Empty Parachute
S5E11 / 05 Dec 1969
The Antique
S5E12 / 12 Dec 1969
Is There a Traitor in the House?
S5E13 / 19 Dec 1969
At Last - Schultz Knows Something
S5E14 / 26 Dec 1969
How's the Weather?
S5E15 / 02 Jan 1970
Get Fit or Go Fight
S5E16 / 09 Jan 1970
Fat Hermann, Go Home
S5E17 / 16 Jan 1970
The Softer They Fall
S5E18 / 23 Jan 1970
Gowns by Yvette
S5E19 / 30 Jan 1970
One Army at a Time
S5E20 / 13 Feb 1970
Standing Room Only
S5E21 / 20 Feb 1970
Six Lessons From Madame LaGrange
S5E22 / 27 Feb 1970
The Sergeant's Analyst
S5E23 / 06 Mar 1970
The Merry Widow
S5E24 / 13 Mar 1970
Crittendon's Commandos
S5E25 / 20 Mar 1970
Klink's Escape
S5E26 / 27 Mar 1970
Season 6
Cuisine à la Stalag 13
S6E1 / 20 Sep 1970
The Experts
S6E2 / 27 Sep 1970
Klink's Masterpiece
S6E3 / 04 Oct 1970
Lady Chitterly's Lover (1)
S6E4 / 11 Oct 1970
Lady Chitterly's Lover (2)
S6E5 / 18 Oct 1970
The Gestapo Takeover
S6E6 / 25 Oct 1970
Kommandant Schultz
S6E7 / 01 Nov 1970
Eight O'Clock and All is Well
S6E8 / 08 Nov 1970
The Big Record
S6E9 / 15 Nov 1970
It's Dynamite
S6E10 / 22 Nov 1970
Operation Tiger
S6E11 / 29 Nov 1970
The Big Broadcast
S6E12 / 06 Dec 1970
The Gypsy
S6E13 / 13 Dec 1970
The Dropouts
S6E14 / 27 Dec 1970
Easy Come, Easy Go
S6E15 / 10 Jan 1971
The Meister Spy
S6E16 / 17 Jan 1971
That's No Lady, That's My Spy
S6E17 / 24 Jan 1971
To Russia Without Love
S6E18 / 31 Jan 1971
Klink for the Defense
S6E19 / 07 Feb 1971
The Kamikazes Are Coming
S6E20 / 21 Feb 1971
Kommandant Gertrude
S6E21 / 28 Feb 1971
Hogan's Double Life
S6E22 / 07 Mar 1971
Look at the Pretty Snowflakes
S6E23 / 21 Mar 1971
Rockets or Romance
S6E24 / 28 Mar 1971
Bob Crane
Robert Hogan
Werner Klemperer
Wilhelm Klink
John Banner
Hans Schultz
Robert Clary
Louis LeBeau
Richard Dawson
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