S03E07: How to Win Friends and Influence Nazis
A famed scientist is recruited by the Germans to develop a revolutionary new metal alloy for the Nazi war machine. Hogan and the gang must keep him from accomplishing his task.
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Season 1
The Informer
S1E1 / 17 Sep 1965
Hold that Tiger
S1E2 / 24 Sep 1965
Kommandant of the Year
S1E3 / 01 Oct 1965
The Late Inspector General
S1E4 / 09 Oct 1965
The Flight of the Valkyrie
S1E5 / 15 Oct 1965
The Prisoner's Prisoner
S1E6 / 22 Oct 1965
German Bridge is Falling Down
S1E7 / 29 Oct 1965
Movies Are Your Best Escape
S1E8 / 05 Nov 1965
Go Light on the Heavy Water
S1E9 / 12 Nov 1965
Top Hat, White Tie and Bomb Sight
S1E10 / 19 Nov 1965
Happiness is a Warm Sergeant
S1E11 / 26 Nov 1965
The Scientist
S1E12 / 03 Dec 1965
Hogan's Hofbrau
S1E13 / 10 Dec 1965
Oil for the Lamps of Hogan
S1E14 / 17 Dec 1965
Reservations are Required
S1E15 / 24 Dec 1965
Anchors Aweigh, Men of Stalag 13
S1E16 / 31 Dec 1965
Happy Birthday, Adolf
S1E17 / 07 Jan 1966
The Gold Rush
S1E18 / 14 Jan 1966
Hello, Zolle
S1E19 / 21 Jan 1966
It Takes a Thief... Sometimes
S1E20 / 28 Jan 1966
The Great Impersonation
S1E21 / 04 Feb 1966
The Pizza Parlor
S1E22 / 11 Feb 1966
The 43rd, a Moving Story
S1E23 / 25 Feb 1966
How to Cook a German Goose by Radar
S1E24 / 04 Mar 1966
Psychic Kommandant
S1E25 / 11 Mar 1966
The Prince from the Phone Company
S1E26 / 18 Mar 1966
The Safecracker Suite
S1E27 / 25 Mar 1966
I Look Better in Basic Black
S1E28 / 01 Apr 1966
The Assassin
S1E29 / 08 Apr 1966
Cupid Comes to Stalag 13
S1E30 / 15 Apr 1966
The Flame Grows Higher
S1E31 / 22 Apr 1966
Request Permission to Escape
S1E32 / 29 Apr 1966
Season 2
Hogan Gives a Birthday Party
S2E1 / 16 Sep 1966
The Schultz Brigade
S2E2 / 23 Sep 1966
Diamonds in the Rough
S2E3 / 30 Sep 1966
Operation Briefcase
S2E4 / 07 Oct 1966
The Battle of Stalag 13
S2E5 / 14 Oct 1966
The Rise and Fall of Sergeant Schultz
S2E6 / 21 Oct 1966
Hogan Springs
S2E7 / 28 Oct 1966
A Klink, a Bomb and a Short Fuse
S2E8 / 04 Nov 1966
Tanks for the Memory
S2E9 / 11 Nov 1966
A Tiger Hunt In Paris (1)
S2E10 / 18 Nov 1966
A Tiger Hunt In Paris (2)
S2E11 / 25 Nov 1966
Will the Real Adolf Please Stand Up?
S2E12 / 02 Dec 1966
Don't Forget to Write
S2E13 / 09 Dec 1966
Klink's Rocket
S2E14 / 16 Dec 1966
Information Please
S2E15 / 23 Dec 1966
Art for Hogan's Sake
S2E16 / 30 Dec 1966
The General Swap
S2E17 / 06 Jan 1967
The Great Brinksmeyer Robbery
S2E18 / 13 Jan 1967
Praise the Führer and Pass the Ammunition
S2E19 / 20 Jan 1967
Hogan and the Lady Doctor
S2E20 / 27 Jan 1967
The Swing Shift
S2E21 / 03 Feb 1967
Heil Klink
S2E22 / 10 Feb 1967
Everyone Has a Brother-in-Law
S2E23 / 17 Feb 1967
Killer Klink
S2E24 / 24 Feb 1967
Reverend Kommandant Klink
S2E25 / 03 Mar 1967
The Most Escape-Proof Camp I've Ever Escaped From
S2E26 / 10 Mar 1967
The Tower
S2E27 / 17 Mar 1967
Colonel Klink's Secret Weapon
S2E28 / 24 Mar 1967
The Top Secret Top Coat
S2E29 / 31 Mar 1967
The Reluctant Target
S2E30 / 07 Apr 1967
Season 3
The Crittendon Plan
S3E1 / 09 Sep 1967
Some of Their Planes Are Missing
S3E2 / 16 Sep 1967
D-Day at Stalag 13
S3E3 / 23 Sep 1967
Sergeant Schultz Meets Mata Hari
S3E4 / 30 Sep 1967
Funny Thing Happened on the Way to London
S3E5 / 07 Oct 1967
Casanova Klink
S3E6 / 14 Oct 1967
How to Win Friends and Influence Nazis
S3E7 / 21 Oct 1967
Nights in Shining Armor
S3E8 / 28 Oct 1967
Hot Money
S3E9 / 04 Nov 1967
One in Every Crowd
S3E10 / 11 Nov 1967
Is General Hammerschlag Burning?
S3E11 / 18 Nov 1967
A Russian is Coming
S3E12 / 25 Nov 1967
An Evening of Generals
S3E13 / 02 Dec 1967
Everybody Loves a Snowman
S3E14 / 09 Dec 1967
The Hostage
S3E15 / 16 Dec 1967
Carter Turns Traitor
S3E16 / 23 Dec 1967
Two Nazis for the Price of One
S3E17 / 30 Dec 1967
Is There a Doctor in the House?
S3E18 / 06 Jan 1968
Hogan, Go Home
S3E19 / 13 Jan 1968
Sticky Wicket Newkirk
S3E20 / 20 Jan 1968
War Takes a Holiday
S3E21 / 27 Jan 1968
Duel of Honor
S3E22 / 03 Feb 1968
Axis Annie
S3E23 / 10 Feb 1968
What Time Does the Balloon Go Up?
S3E24 / 17 Feb 1968
LeBeau and the Little Old Lady
S3E25 / 24 Feb 1968
How to Escape From Prison Camp Without Really Trying
S3E26 / 02 Mar 1968
The Collector General
S3E27 / 09 Mar 1968
The Ultimate Weapon
S3E28 / 16 Mar 1968
Monkey Business
S3E29 / 23 Mar 1968
Drums Along the Dusseldorf
S3E30 / 30 Mar 1968
Season 4
Clearance Sale at the Black Market
S4E1 / 28 Sep 1968
Klink vs. the Gonculator
S4E2 / 05 Oct 1968
How to Catch a Papa Bear
S4E3 / 12 Oct 1968
Hogan's Trucking Service ... We Deliver the Factory to You
S4E4 / 19 Oct 1968
To the Gestapo with Love
S4E5 / 26 Oct 1968
Man's Best Friend is Not His Dog
S4E6 / 02 Nov 1968
Never Play Cards with Strangers
S4E7 / 09 Nov 1968
Color the Luftwaffe Red
S4E8 / 16 Nov 1968
Guess Who Came to Dinner?
S4E9 / 23 Nov 1968
No Names Please
S4E10 / 30 Nov 1968
Bad Day in Berlin
S4E11 / 07 Dec 1968
Will the Blue Baron Strike Again?
S4E12 / 14 Dec 1968
Will the Real Colonel Klink Please Stand Up Against the Wall?
S4E13 / 21 Dec 1968
Man in a Box
S4E14 / 28 Dec 1968
The Missing Klink
S4E15 / 04 Jan 1969
Who Stole My Copy of Mein Kampf?
S4E16 / 11 Jan 1969
Operation Hannibal
S4E17 / 18 Jan 1969
My Favorite Prisoner
S4E18 / 25 Jan 1969
Watch the Trains Go By
S4E19 / 01 Feb 1969
Klink's Old Flame
S4E20 / 08 Feb 1969
Up in Klink's Room
S4E21 / 15 Feb 1969
The Purchasing Plan
S4E22 / 22 Feb 1969
The Witness
S4E23 / 01 Mar 1969
The Big Dish
S4E24 / 08 Mar 1969
The Return of Major Bonacelli
S4E25 / 15 Mar 1969
Happy Birthday, Dear Hogan
S4E26 / 22 Mar 1969
Season 5
Hogan Goes Hollywood
S5E1 / 26 Sep 1969
The Well
S5E2 / 03 Oct 1969
The Klink Commandos
S5E3 / 10 Oct 1969
The Gasoline War
S5E4 / 17 Oct 1969
Unfair Exchange
S5E5 / 24 Oct 1969
The Kommandant Dies at Dawn
S5E6 / 31 Oct 1969
Bombsight
S5E7 / 07 Nov 1969
The Big Picture
S5E8 / 14 Nov 1969
The Big Gamble
S5E9 / 21 Nov 1969
The Defector
S5E10 / 28 Nov 1969
The Empty Parachute
S5E11 / 05 Dec 1969
The Antique
S5E12 / 12 Dec 1969
Is There a Traitor in the House?
S5E13 / 19 Dec 1969
At Last - Schultz Knows Something
S5E14 / 26 Dec 1969
How's the Weather?
S5E15 / 02 Jan 1970
Get Fit or Go Fight
S5E16 / 09 Jan 1970
Fat Hermann, Go Home
S5E17 / 16 Jan 1970
The Softer They Fall
S5E18 / 23 Jan 1970
Gowns by Yvette
S5E19 / 30 Jan 1970
One Army at a Time
S5E20 / 13 Feb 1970
Standing Room Only
S5E21 / 20 Feb 1970
Six Lessons From Madame LaGrange
S5E22 / 27 Feb 1970
The Sergeant's Analyst
S5E23 / 06 Mar 1970
The Merry Widow
S5E24 / 13 Mar 1970
Crittendon's Commandos
S5E25 / 20 Mar 1970
Klink's Escape
S5E26 / 27 Mar 1970
Season 6
Cuisine à la Stalag 13
S6E1 / 20 Sep 1970
The Experts
S6E2 / 27 Sep 1970
Klink's Masterpiece
S6E3 / 04 Oct 1970
Lady Chitterly's Lover (1)
S6E4 / 11 Oct 1970
Lady Chitterly's Lover (2)
S6E5 / 18 Oct 1970
The Gestapo Takeover
S6E6 / 25 Oct 1970
Kommandant Schultz
S6E7 / 01 Nov 1970
Eight O'Clock and All is Well
S6E8 / 08 Nov 1970
The Big Record
S6E9 / 15 Nov 1970
It's Dynamite
S6E10 / 22 Nov 1970
Operation Tiger
S6E11 / 29 Nov 1970
The Big Broadcast
S6E12 / 06 Dec 1970
The Gypsy
S6E13 / 13 Dec 1970
The Dropouts
S6E14 / 27 Dec 1970
Easy Come, Easy Go
S6E15 / 10 Jan 1971
The Meister Spy
S6E16 / 17 Jan 1971
That's No Lady, That's My Spy
S6E17 / 24 Jan 1971
To Russia Without Love
S6E18 / 31 Jan 1971
Klink for the Defense
S6E19 / 07 Feb 1971
The Kamikazes Are Coming
S6E20 / 21 Feb 1971
Kommandant Gertrude
S6E21 / 28 Feb 1971
Hogan's Double Life
S6E22 / 07 Mar 1971
Look at the Pretty Snowflakes
S6E23 / 21 Mar 1971
Rockets or Romance
S6E24 / 28 Mar 1971
Bob Crane
Robert Hogan
Werner Klemperer
Wilhelm Klink
John Banner
Hans Schultz
Robert Clary
Louis LeBeau
Richard Dawson
Peter Newkirk
